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The Ferrari F1 team fired their entire Pit crew yesterday. This announcement followed Ferrari’s decision to take advantage of the British governments “work for your dole” scheme and employ some scouse youngsters. The decision to hire them was bought about by a recent documentary on how unemployed youths from Toxteth were able to remove a set of wheels in less than 6 seconds without proper equipment, whereas Ferrari’s existing crew could only do it in 8 seconds, with millions of £’s worth high tech gear.
It was thought to be an excellent, bold move by Ferrari’s management team as most races are won and lost in the pits, giving them an advantage over every other team.
However, Ferrari got more than they bargained for!
At the crew’s first practice session, not only was the scouse pit crew able to change the wheels in under 6 seconds, but within 12 seconds, they had re-sprayed, re-badged and sold the car to the McLaren team for 8 cases of Stella, a bag of weed and some photos of Lewis Hamilton’s bird in the shower.
Nicking that one…