Heres something you might like. I picked it up in the warehouse office at Grangemouth. The office person was obviously not having a high stress day 
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You - Off my planet.
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Not the brightest crayon in the box now, are we.
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Well, this day was a total waste of makeup.
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Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.
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And your whiney-assed opinion would be …?
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I’m not crazy, I’ve just been in a very bad mood for 30 years.
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Allow me to introduce my selves.
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Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.
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Whatever kind of look you where trying for, you missed.
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I’m just working here until a good fast-food job opens up.
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I’m trying to imagine you with a personality.
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Stress is when you wake up screaming, and then realise you weren’t asleep.
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I can’t remember if I am the good twin, or the evil one.
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How many times do I have to flush before you go away?
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I just want revenge,Is that so wrong?
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You say I’m a ■■■■■ like its a bad thing!
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Can I trade this job for whats behind door #2?
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Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
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Chaos, panic and disorder - my work here is done!
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Earth is full. Go home!
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Is it time for your medication - or mine?
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How do I set a laser printer to stun?
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I’m not tense, just terribly, terribly alert.
I hope you like 
