Problem: You’re queuing in a shop. Girl in front of you doesnt have her ■■■■■, to your dismay you realise you don’t have yours.
SOLUTION: Your friend towards the back offers to throw her ■■■■■ to you. You can’t queue jump until the ■■■■■ has been thrown. Once the ■■■■■ has been thrown you can dodge the lass in front and confront the ■■■■■■■ the desk.
GIRLS: OFFSIDE RULE IN A LANGUAGE YOU UNDERSTAND! DON’T INTERRUPT ME FOR THE NEXT 4 WEEKS
garnerlives:
Girl in front of you doesnt have her ■■■■■,
I can’t help being pedantic but that should be two otherwise it’s already an offside position 
mrpj:
garnerlives:
Girl in front of you doesnt have her ■■■■■,I can’t help being pedantic but that should be two otherwise it’s already an offside position
However she currently isn’t active, going by the new definition of the “law”…perhaps
As it’s such a crap law, I’ll use that as my excuse 
mrpj:
garnerlives:
Girl in front of you doesnt have her ■■■■■,I can’t help being pedantic but that should be two otherwise it’s already an offside position
Girl in front of her in the queue, last defender, and the girl behind the counter, the goalkeeper, that makes two.
You really don’t understand this offside thing do you, are you a girl? 
Coffeeholic:
and the girl behind the counter, the goalkeeper, that makes two.
Of course, forgot that 