excuse me mate,
youve got upducky on your shoulder.
“whats upducky” 
not a lot,sweety.
excuse me mate,
youve got a hammerfor on your shoulder.
“whats a hammerfor”
banging in nails.
excuse me mate,
youve got a marrabooboo on your shoulder.
“whats a marrabooboo”
not a lot yogi 
did you know ken dodds dad died
“did he”
no, doddy
sorry, its 1 in the morning and i cant sleep 
