Everything is illegal

i came up with a cunning plan…again.
as we know, the wine in spain is very cheap. so i thought i might get a couple of hundred bottles for personal use. :wink:
then sell them on a car boot sale.
however, the labels on the bottles could get me nicked…again.
so then i came up with an ingenious plan.
i soak the bottles in water, then remove the labels, then replace the labels with my own label “ye olde homemade local red”.
prety good, i thought.
it turns out they want me to pay duty, even on a few bottles of homemade plonk.
there’s even VAT on bottled water.
no wonder the ecconomies [zb]ed.

You do not have,by mistake,any Trouble running with your British Authority? Custom and Excise or so?
Dont know what gave me the Idea to ask that

Immigrant:
You do not have,by mistake,any Trouble running with your British Authority? Custom and Excise or so?
Dont know what gave me the Idea to ask that

it’s like a game of chance.
i’m winning at the moment.

Buy your vin “En Vrac” in France or even Sapin.

Puts the wine into nice plastic cubes, lighter than bottles to transport.

Then sell off at the car boot as “special” ribena.

HTH

Immigrant:
You do not have,by mistake,any Trouble running with your British Authority? Custom and Excise or so?
Dont know what gave me the Idea to ask that

You have made yet another mistake (above) in trying to pass yourself off as a non English speaker, you must try a little harder. :wink:

limeyphil:
i came up with a cunning plan…again.
as we know, the wine in spain is very cheap. so i thought i might get a couple of hundred bottles for personal use. :wink:
then sell them on a car boot sale.
however, the labels on the bottles could get me nicked…again.
so then i came up with an ingenious plan.
i soak the bottles in water, then remove the labels, then replace the labels with my own label “ye olde homemade local red”.
prety good, i thought.
it turns out they want me to pay duty, even on a few bottles of homemade plonk.
there’s even VAT on bottled water.
no wonder the ecconomies [zb]ed.

Will a car run on vin rouge because it is probably cheaper than petrol at the moment