You read it right folks. An hour of naughtiness at the Christmas party with my TM’s wife has dealt my employment a terminal blow.
Perhaps not the wisest decision I have ever made, but after enjoying the benefits of the free bar I decided that after a few months of flirting, action would be the way forward.
Unfortunately Mrs ■■■■ santa decided to confess all to my TM the following day and I am no longer required.
However…I have taken the advice of some members on here and IT’S TANG TIME!!!
Dieseldog has inspired me to take the airhorn route. A family firm has invited me to drive as fast as I can, and to polish all the Kelsa bars at every opportunity. V8 time folks…
Get used to being flashed out of the way because THE BEAVER has joined the ranks of the high horsepower club.
(You will know it’s me if I am running solo because I have ordered a huge vinyl slogan for the back of my unit…" THE BENCHMARK DRIVER ")
eagerbeaver:
You read it right folks. An hour of naughtiness at the Christmas party with my TM’s wife has dealt my employment a terminal blow.
Perhaps not the wisest decision I have ever made, but after enjoying the benefits of the free bar I decided that after a few months of flirting, action would be the way forward.
Unfortunately Mrs ■■■■ santa decided to confess all to my TM the following day and I am no longer required.
However…I have taken the advice of some members on here and IT’S TANG TIME!!!
Dieseldog has inspired me to take the airhorn route. A family firm has invited me to drive as fast as I can, and to polish all the Kelsa bars at every opportunity. V8 time folks…
Get used to being flashed out of the way because THE BEAVER has joined the ranks of the high horsepower club.
(You will know it’s me if I am running solo because I have ordered a huge vinyl slogan for the back of my unit…" THE BENCHMARK DRIVER ")
eagerbeaver:
You read it right folks. An hour of naughtiness at the Christmas party with my TM’s wife has dealt my employment a terminal blow
(You will know it’s me if I am running solo because I have ordered a huge vinyl slogan for the back of my unit…" THE BENCHMARK DRIVER ")
Benchmark Driver? Is it a left ■■■■■■? Do you keep kerbing it??
Ah! And your other thread when you were trying to convince us (and yourself?) that you were about to quit becomes even clearer. . .
Still good luck, and let`s hope that your free spirit finds a home in a smaller outfit rather than one of the big outfits.
good man…once you get used t the extra 15mph then you will wonder why you didnt shake off the plobber harness years ago…you could always ask your ex boss if there are any pornographic pictures of him and his misses on the internet?..then tell him if your not working again on mnday morning there will be!!!
get your misses to order youa nice pair of super hamptons and a check shirt,(im assuming any self respecting employer will already have measured you for the obligatory scania jacket anyway)…
i know ive posted these before,but they may help interpretate when one of the paddys comes over to have a char merely for the fact your in a v8 … youtube.com/watch?v=8HqayP0aN2A youtube.com/watch?v=zuY3uy3YCJs
and have this one anyway…the guy has already been hypnotised into thinking he is a truckie. youtube.com/watch?v=4mm_CVLidGQ&t=10s
however…keep er lit,and by all means let us know just how satisfying it feels when your taking the mirrors off of the tosco mob plobbers…
So is this an attempt to become poster of the year after your thread on “Goodbye Cruel World” or something like that ? went off on a tangent of “it’s all the fault of the EU” and the rest of the Europe is some free for all Utopia where the rules of truck driving aren’t enforced and the locals throw rose petals in front of your truck as your drive on the limiter through their towns and villages.
In diesel dogs eagerness to find any excuse to talk about his “king of the road” fantasy he’s not noticed that beaver is walting again. Why’d you go for another fake job story beaver? Could’ve been alien abduction?
Tried fitting in with all the big corporate crap, but the proper driver in me needs to surface. Fed up with microlise ■■■■■■■■ and paperwork turd.
The firm I have signed the dotted line with have even said if I do o/t on a Sat or Sun, I can take my lad with me and teach him the ways of the chrome stack.
No more eco mode, no more fuel bonus. Just floor it…and get home/make the boat. Nice.
eagerbeaver:
Tried fitting in with all the big corporate crap, but the proper driver in me needs to surface. Fed up with microlise ■■■■■■■■ and paperwork turd.
The firm I have signed the dotted line with have even said if I do o/t on a Sat or Sun, I can take my lad with me and teach him the ways of the chrome stack.
No more eco mode, no more fuel bonus. Just floor it…and get home/make the boat. Nice.
eagerbeaver:
Tried fitting in with all the big corporate crap, but the proper driver in me needs to surface. Fed up with microlise ■■■■■■■■ and paperwork turd.
The firm I have signed the dotted line with have even said if I do o/t on a Sat or Sun, I can take my lad with me and teach him the ways of the chrome stack.
No more eco mode, no more fuel bonus. Just floor it…and get home/make the boat. Nice.
The fact that you were given somthing to sign and offered overtime means they are too corporate! Ain’t that right dieseldog?
I’ve heard limey phils quite lonely. 
now back to your potatoes! 
