I manage with a book and a pair of reading glasses
Apart from the odd posts mentioning more ‘basic’ entertainments, i haven’t a bloody clue what half of you are on about.
server, mi fi, data, giff gaff, handshake protocol, skyPVV, openbox VBS, WTF does any of this mean? 
Like good fiend, a book and reading glasses whilst my arse parked in a good pub chair with pint and chaser for company after scoffing a proper dinner, chair strategically placed for totty spotting out the corner of ones eye, now thats my idea of tramping. 
I heard a blowup doll can be quite effective for evening entertainment…
Chunkzilla:
I heard a blowup doll can be quite effective for evening entertainment…
That’s where the handshake protocol comes into it, usually around the same time as the ■■■■ channels start
Evil8Beezle:
OVLOV JAY:
Giffgaff do unlimited data for £20 a month payg. Handy for sky go or open box etc.Yeah I’m on EE with double speed 4G, works seemlessly day in day out in my area, where as I’ve no idea how good GiffGaff is in my area.
Cheers though!
I’ve got 20gb on ee but find if I’m out more than 2 nights a week it needs a booster near the end of the month. I’d say dipper would knock it out if he has more than 2 nights out a month 
Chunkzilla:
I heard a blowup doll can be quite effective for evening entertainment…
the best thing about blowup dolls is that look of surprize on their faces when you whip out your willie…
and to save someone els the trouble…
never give one a lovebite…
and never get on top of one if it has a runny nose… 
dieseldog999:
[the best thing about blowup dolls is that look of surprize on their faces when you whip out your willie…and to save someone els the trouble…
never give one a lovebite…
and never get on top of one if it has a runny nose…
I bet you’d get some funny looks walking into truckstop showers with one under your arm to empty one out
but would they be jealous,or what?
dieseldog999:
but would they be jealous,or what?
That would depend on wether she’s drooling at or on them
touche 
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I bought one of these from the seller embersat, charged £25 for 12 month gift card. Spot on.
If you have a lap top and Wi Fi, you don’t need a TV, just watch TV through the internet, I live in the USA but watch all UK channels free of charge on the web.
Bit of a serious question.
Does anybody know if having a romantic liaison with the wife and a blow up doll counts as 3 sum.
It’s just the beloved and I where preparing our bucket lists the weekend and menage et tois is first on mine (well to be fair it’s the only thing on it).
Juddian:
Like good fiend, a book and reading glasses whilst my arse parked in a good pub chair with pint and chaser for company after scoffing a proper dinner, chair strategically placed for totty spotting out the corner of ones eye, now thats my idea of tramping.
Absolutely, a good old fashioned tramper like myself, as it is meant to be…not to fond of the chasers though tbh (morning after and all that) but I enjoy a pint and a game of pool.
I do have a tv/dvd for some nights, but I would go off my ■■■■ nut big style, if I had to spend every night in the cab, and especially like a lot of them in a ■■■■ lay by. 
Get some enjoyment out of the ■■■■ job. It’s a job not a work/sleep ■■■■ endurance test!! 
…,.and if you don’t drink have a coke, or go for a walk ffs.
Btw Juddian, didn’t realise you saw yourself as ‘A good FIEND’ 