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Just found this pic on my phone of Jessicas Dad and Mr Vain

Have a go at a caption for it.

Ill go first

Jessicas Dad"OWWW hang on Rob Ive caught me earring in your ■■■■■■ ring!!!" :smiley:

one min vain u got some beer on there
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I can hear it’s heartbeat, have you felt it kicking yet :astonished: .

mushroomman:
I can hear it’s heartbeat, have you felt it kicking yet :astonished: .

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No way :exclamation: :exclamation: :exclamation: :exclamation: :exclamation:

It sounds more like a DAF not a SCANIA and its out of AdBlue

:open_mouth: :open_mouth: :open_mouth: :open_mouth: :open_mouth:

i dont remember that. :laughing:

jessica’s dad “i cant believe its not butter!”

jessicas dad:
:shock: :open_mouth: :open_mouth: :open_mouth: :open_mouth:

i dont remember that. :laughing:

no surprise there then :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

you was almost as ratted as a certain young scottish lad :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

It’s definitely ticking, we had better evacuate the building before it explodes :open_mouth: .

CAPTION = JD says

Are you sure my hairs will rub off and give you a hairy chest?

Can you here me now :grimacing: