Fatboy slimslow:
syramax:
going there later, (chauffer job) taking a german to the airport …double trouble
aye
auf wiedersehen pet
turned out she was polish not german as i had been told …n she torked better inglish thanah div marra 
Quite a few years ago me and some mates were on holiday in Ibiza
and after visiting the local churches and museums we retired to a
quiet little bar for a nightcap.
So im at the bar talking to a very nice geordie lass when my much
smoother, taller and better looking pal spirited the young lady
away to his hotel for deflowerment.
Anyway fast forward to the morning and I ask my hungover friend
how his evening with the geordie temptress went.
Geordie he says,she was German,no I tell him she was from
Newcastle not Nuremburg.
It took 3 of us to convince him she was from geordieland
not the fatherland. 
Waco:
Fatwa issued
+1
Ken.