Apparantly the world is going to end today , if that is the case how do you want to bow out , i am going to watch a dvd of the 1966 world cup final whilst Uma Thurman hoovers my lounge wearing a french maids outfit. 
I’m waiting for instructions/load. So gonna have my last KFC as soon as it opens at 11.00 on Interchange Park, Bedford. At least I’ll go down with a Full Belly. 
Another story of apocolypse its already been shown and proved to be mis interpreted and theories of meteor strike etc already proved wrong *yawn
JJ192:
Another story of apocolypse its already been shown and proved to be mis interpreted and theories of meteor strike etc already proved wrong *yawn
Wait, WHAT?! So it’s not going to happen then? 
What’s the asteroid that’s on it’s way?, is it Nimbru or something, there is a vid on YouTube.
Oh well, this fry up at Watling street cafe isn’t going to eat itself.
Nope and u have missed it sorry everyone not this time world supposed to of ended at 11:11am this morning lol
Haven’t heard from my brother in NZ for a few hours, just a bit worried as they’re 12 hours ahead so the world would end there first.
Ah well, thats me all KFC’d up. It can all end now.
Last one to leave, switch the lights out. (dont want to waste electricity !)
I’m in Hinckley and can confirm that the World has indeed ended here. About 1973 by the looks of it!
Dont worry Vosa will stop the asteroid it before it gets here.
Customer of the agency had a snack van on site this morning which was free to all.
Well saying as it was supposed to be the last day on earth, it was rude not to use it…
Ken.
Damm Still here, 
I suppose I better get some Christmas Presents then. 