I know what would make far better TV.
Ice Road Truckers & Eddie Stobart Truck and Trailer : Job Swap
Wonder how Moe would get on tackling the Dalton, whilst Hue Rowlands sits in traffic on the North Circular.
Beware! - the Witching Hour approaches !! [ cue Jaws theme]
Harry Monk:
Rob K:
What time does it start? I can hardly contain my excitement here!Me too…
A driver takes on a delicate load of cream cakes, which she has to deliver in perfect condition to one of the company’s most important customers, but after contending with many roundabouts, she is unsure whether the cargo will have survived intact.
Do they not survive because she is a fat bird and nips in the back and demolishes a couple of dozen? 
Coffeeholic:
Harry Monk:
Rob K:
What time does it start? I can hardly contain my excitement here!Me too…
A driver takes on a delicate load of cream cakes, which she has to deliver in perfect condition to one of the company’s most important customers, but after contending with many roundabouts, she is unsure whether the cargo will have survived intact.
Do they not survive because she is a fat bird and nips in the back and demolishes a couple of dozen?
fiona is far from fat,actually fit is more the word id use,pics ive seen dont actually do her justice,her only downfall in my opinion is her alleged enhanced chest[■■■ job],i like the real thing.
if she loaded it proberly and strapped it it shouldnt go anywhere,cream cakes or not.
as for going in the back to eat them,you get more freebies from them than you could ever eat,no need to pinch them
ady1:
fiona is far from fat,actually fit is more the word id use,
Yes, I have seen the preview and would have to agree that she seemed a rather winsome young lady.
Please note that Malc has already reserved the “■■■■■■■■” joke.
Yes yes yes I would sooner watch Eddies then have ■■■!
boris:
Bewick:
FROM THE BUNKER----and as the whole nation collectively holds its breath in anticipation of the "second"coming,sorry I meant Episode,on channel 5(Broadcaster of many other quality programmes)all the Saddos,Anoraks,wierdo’s,Eddie spotters and assorted knuckledraggers have had thier medication increased for the “duration”.However I understand from “sources” that a Tablet has been handed down from Mount Stobart containing the following two decrees,and I quote,With immediate effect Mo the Baptist will be cast out into the wilds of the Caldbeck Fells for forty days and forty nights! as he singularly failed to win over the many thousands on “non believers” who are out there in the Country!On the contrary it appears that he had the opposite effect and managed to singlehandedly stir up a [zb] storm which may continue un-abated until the Show finishes or is taken off by the “censors for good taste in Broadcasting”.It is further decreed that for the duration of the transmission all movement of HGVs will be suspended(with the exception of ESL vehicles of course!)to allow all non-believers to view the screening and hopefully see the error of their existing employment.Furthermore all truckstops will be placed on Red alert and chickenwire screens are to be placed over all HD flatscreens so as to deflect the M/T bottles of Lager (various), the eruption of which may start at anytime during,and certainly after,the reality show ends.PS recruitment centres will open throughout the UK and Worldwide at 9AM sharp to-morrow morning!and closed at 9.05AM on the same day!Here endeth the Lesson.Morcambe and Wise never attracted larger viewing figures to what a “Fast Eddie” soap is doing!!Said by the most smug, head up his own backside twerp on trucknet
Well Boris they say it takes one to know one my son!! One subtle difference though I’ve been there and done it and got the “T” shirt! What have you ever done■■? Foxtrot Alpha I would think! And contrary to your suggestion --no I’ll not be watching Ch5,never do,no need Boris all you do is Log on and read the avalanche of posts,negative and otherwise!! Do me a favour Boris get some gloves or you will hurt your knuckles!
georgeking:
Yes yes yes I would sooner watch Eddies then have ■■■!
Are you into sheep as-well “George”? don’t tell me you are a “Marra” eh! Dennis.
Ooh ooh ooh it’s starting!
Bewick:
FROM THE BUNKER----and as the whole nation collectively holds its breath in anticipation of the "second"coming,sorry I meant Episode,on channel 5(Broadcaster of many other quality programmes)all the Saddos,Anoraks,wierdo’s,Eddie spotters and assorted knuckledraggers have had thier medication increased for the “duration”.However I understand from “sources” that a Tablet has been handed down from Mount Stobart containing the following two decrees,and I quote,With immediate effect Mo the Baptist will be cast out into the wilds of the Caldbeck Fells for forty days and forty nights! as he singularly failed to win over the many thousands on “non believers” who are out there in the Country!On the contrary it appears that he had the opposite effect and managed to singlehandedly stir up a [zb] storm which may continue un-abated until the Show finishes or is taken off by the “censors for good taste in Broadcasting”.It is further decreed that for the duration of the transmission all movement of HGVs will be suspended(with the exception of ESL vehicles of course!)to allow all non-believers to view the screening and hopefully see the error of their existing employment.Furthermore all truckstops will be placed on Red alert and chickenwire screens are to be placed over all HD flatscreens so as to deflect the M/T bottles of Lager (various), the eruption of which may start at anytime during,and certainly after,the reality show ends.PS recruitment centres will open throughout the UK and Worldwide at 9AM sharp to-morrow morning!and closed at 9.05AM on the same day!Here endeth the Lesson.Morcambe and Wise never attracted larger viewing figures to what a “Fast Eddie” soap is doing!!
Just shut the ■■■■ up you ■■■■■■■■■ If you have nothing informative to say then button it.
You know not half as much as you think you do
Harry Monk:
Ooh ooh ooh it’s starting!
What Boris v Bewick or Stobarts-O-Vision? 
meant to PM that…sorry
it takes a special sort to be a trucking planner
aye
brain dead…Check
No sense of how fast a truck goes…Check
no clue of distance…check
Rick B:
Bewick:
FROM THE BUNKER----and as the whole nation collectively holds its breath in anticipation of the "second"coming,sorry I meant Episode,on channel 5(Broadcaster of many other quality programmes)all the Saddos,Anoraks,wierdo’s,Eddie spotters and assorted knuckledraggers have had thier medication increased for the “duration”.However I understand from “sources” that a Tablet has been handed down from Mount Stobart containing the following two decrees,and I quote,With immediate effect Mo the Baptist will be cast out into the wilds of the Caldbeck Fells for forty days and forty nights! as he singularly failed to win over the many thousands on “non believers” who are out there in the Country!On the contrary it appears that he had the opposite effect and managed to singlehandedly stir up a [zb] storm which may continue un-abated until the Show finishes or is taken off by the “censors for good taste in Broadcasting”.It is further decreed that for the duration of the transmission all movement of HGVs will be suspended(with the exception of ESL vehicles of course!)to allow all non-believers to view the screening and hopefully see the error of their existing employment.Furthermore all truckstops will be placed on Red alert and chickenwire screens are to be placed over all HD flatscreens so as to deflect the M/T bottles of Lager (various), the eruption of which may start at anytime during,and certainly after,the reality show ends.PS recruitment centres will open throughout the UK and Worldwide at 9AM sharp to-morrow morning!and closed at 9.05AM on the same day!Here endeth the Lesson.Morcambe and Wise never attracted larger viewing figures to what a “Fast Eddie” soap is doing!!Just shut the [zb] up you [zb]!!! If you have nothing informative to say then button it.
You know not half as much as you think you do
Bit late now, it is here for posterity 
HAHA its just getting funny
just like normal people…who chase trucks
I will post no more 
I earn a good living and offer opinions at times but don’t need to read childish unmoderated comments from reprobates and knuckle draggers…
Al si thi
gogzy:
it takes a special sort to be a trucking planneraye
brain dead…Check
No sense of how fast a truck goes…Check
no clue of distance…check
And working off a road atlas with half the pages missing…look,load plymouth then on the next page is Ipswich,theyre close together aint they■■? 
did ya get to doncaster on time mark did ya did ya… 
and why was your trailer not loaded and waiting for you…
Harry Monk:
ady1:
fiona is far from fat,actually fit is more the word id use,Yes, I have seen the preview and would have to agree that she seemed a rather winsome young lady.
Please note that Malc has already reserved the “■■■■■■■■” joke.
It all depends on how many she might like.
Oh dear more half closed curtains and frilly bits say no more