Dwarf.

OUT OF HOURS BULLY'S TRUCKSTOP BAR (INTERACTIVE)
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A few years ago I went out with this bird, she was only tiny and I was always taking the ■■■■ out of her height (or lack of)

She got the right hump, so I thought I’d make it up to her. She came round to mine after work, I said that I was sorry and to show her I meant it I was going to cook a nice meal with a decent bottle of plonk, afterwards we would sit down and watch her favourite film together.

She was made up and to put the icing on the cake I said that while I was cooking dinner she could take it easy and relax as I’d go upstairs and run her a nice hot sink.

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AND■■?..im getting twitchy here now. :smiley:

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A Dwarf’s hand on your manhood will make it look bigger than it actualy is.

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how do you know she was a dwarf…she might have just been a midget…

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And you was doing so well lol :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

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whats the difference between dwarfs and midgets anyway■■?

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toby1234abc:
A Dwarf’s hand on your manhood will make it look bigger than it actualy is.

And you know this why :laughing:

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mr and mrs circus dwarf go to the docs as shes up the duff…congratulations says the doc,are you hoping for a boy or a girl,?..were not really fussed what it is,just so long as it can fit into the cannon… :smiley: