This guy owns a horse stud farm. One day a friend phones him up and says ‘there’s this dwarf with a speech impediment I know who wants to buy a white horse, so I’ve sent him round to see you.’
Sure enough the dwarf turns up. The owner asks him, ‘do you want a male horse or a female horse?’
‘A female horth,’ the dwarf replies.
So the owner shows him a mare. ‘Nithe horth,’ says the dwarf,'can I thee her eyth?"
The owner picks up the dwarf to show him the horses eyes.
‘Nith eyth’, say the dwarf, ‘can I thee her teeth?’
Again the owner picks up the dwarf to show him the horses teeth.
‘Nith teeth, can I see her eerth?’ the dwarf says.
By now the owner is getting a little fed up but again the owner picks up the dwarf to show him the horses ears.
‘Nith eerth,’ he says ‘now can I thee her twot?’
With this the owner picks the dwarf up and shoves his head deep inside the horses v@gina, he holds him there for a second before pulling him out and putting him down.
The dwarf shakes his head and says, ‘Perhapth I should wefwaze that. Can I thee her wun awound?’