Drunken morning ramblings in the style of Lovlyperson

Morning crab fans, today I want to talk about utter ■■■■■■■■.

I’m sat on an industrial estate in Peterborough chilling out for 45 minutes before I can go home so I’d thought I’d spout some nonsense.

Smilies, what are they all about? This one > :smiley: and this one > :laughing: really ■■■■ me off because they just look smug and I want to knock their teeth out. Is Alex Lester drunk tonight, or is it just me? When I get home I’m going to celebrate by having a few beers, hanging out an upstairs window and drunkenly shouting at passers by on their way to work or school. I might have a Chicago Town microwaveable pizza (other pizzas are available) and ■■■■■■■■■■ over my sleeping girlfriend. Good morning, speak later.

if the real posts from toby789654 / lovlydude weren’t enough we now have spoof posts ! :smiley: :smiley: :smiley: :smiley:

nice one crabby, its good to find someone on here who dosn’t take life, or themselves to seriously.
Theres enough old women on here as it is… :smiley: :smiley: :smiley:

Why do some people feel the need to type “simples” at the end of a thread?

skids:
Why do some people feel the need to type “simples” at the end of a thread?

Is this the start of a joke? I’m waiting for the punch line.

SmashedCrabFace:

skids:
Why do some people feel the need to type “simples” at the end of a thread?

Is this the start of a joke? I’m waiting for the punch line.

Because people think that its funny to add it at the end, …

…simples!

:smiley: :smiley: :smiley: :smiley: :smiley: :smiley: :smiley: :smiley: :smiley: :smiley: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :smiley: :smiley: :smiley: :slight_smile: :stuck_out_tongue: :stuck_out_tongue: :stuck_out_tongue: :stuck_out_tongue: :stuck_out_tongue: :grimacing: :grimacing: :grimacing: :laughing: :laughing: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :smiley: :smiley: :angry: :angry:

A sentence can be spoken and the way its meant can be misleading unless a suitable facial expression accompanies the words, the smilies do the same thing when on a forum like this one where there are people in abundance who just love to pick up and criticise others opinions :exclamation: :question: :wink: :slight_smile: :blush: :unamused: :grimacing:
Simples!

raymundo:
A sentence can be spoken and the way its meant can be misleading unless a suitable facial expression accompanies the words, the smilies do the same thing when on a forum like this one where there are people in abundance who just love to pick up and criticise others opinions :exclamation: :question: :wink: :slight_smile: :blush: :unamused: :grimacing:

Totally agree Raymond, but most of the smilies look like smug [zb]s and make me want to knock their shiny white teeth out. That is all.

SCF, the only person who called me by my full name was my dear ole mum when I was in line for a bollocking for something I’d done. Still don’t like it to this day :blush: :cry: :unamused: :slight_smile: , :smiley: :smiley: last two for you

When I see :smiley: or :slight_smile: or, in particularly :laughing: , this is what I imagine the poster’s actual face to look like:

Am I the only one that thinks this?

Probably,… I think you need to get some sleep, haha lol (no smilies)

raymundo:
Probably,… I think you need to get some sleep, haha lol (no smilies)

I think you’re right. Night night raymundo.

I have just wasted 20 minutes of my life reading this :stuck_out_tongue:

SmashedCrabFace:
and ■■■■■■■■■■ over my sleeping girlfriend. Good morning, speak later.

is this a solo effort or will there be a entrance fee and a queue round the block :question: :question:

jonboy

fingers:

SmashedCrabFace:
and ■■■■■■■■■■ over my sleeping girlfriend. Good morning, speak later.

is this a solo effort or will there be a entrance fee and a queue round the block :question: :question:

jonboy

Tut - won’t someone please think of the children! :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

:laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :smiley: :smiley: :smiley: :smiley: :smiley: :smiley: :smiley: :smiley: :smiley: :smiley: :smiley: :smiley: :smiley: :smiley: :smiley: :smiley: :smiley: :smiley: :smiley: :smiley: :smiley: :smiley: :smiley: :smiley: :smiley: :smiley: :smiley: :smiley: :smiley: :smiley: :smiley: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile:

SmashedCrabFace:
When I see :smiley: or :slight_smile: or, in particularly :laughing: , this is what I imagine the poster’s actual face to look like:

Am I the only one that thinks this?

This dozy Pillbox hasn’t looked like that for a long time, he weights 3 times that now, the fat b…d
:laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

Wheel Nut:
I have just wasted 20 minutes of my life reading this :stuck_out_tongue:

It took you 20 minutes just to read this? How long does it take you to read a book?

The image contained words that would have been [zb]ed by the auto censor, so it had to go. dd.