I was walking along the Thames earlier and spotted a traveller in difficulty in the water. Not being a strong swimmer, I contacted the emergency services. I hope they got to him in time as I’ll be ■■■■■■ off if I wasted a first class stamp.
Ha ha !
Could have contacted the Non Emergency Out of Hours Number, then Knicked his Diesel out of his ‘Non Taxed, Non Insured, Diddy Van’.
Just don’t bang his wife, don’t want the M6 shut whilst police look for your ■■■■ lol