Driving with no shirt on

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Ahhhh the pre seat belt good old days where one could go ■■■■■■■ in the truck, now it’s just awkward with ■■■■■■ chaffage a serious risk.

Now as I do work on me pecs and have the shaven haven look albeit with ■■■■■■■ like cigar butts , I can still cut the beach babe look when moobs are out in an alfresco stylee.

So yep ■■■■■■■ is OK but all in good taste as there’s nothing worse than a tubby trucker with his/or hers top bollox giving a tantalising but misleading flash of side ■■■■ through a dirty hi viz vest.

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Far better to dispense with the shorts & pants in hot weather - it gives the outward appearance of respectability whilst maintaining airflow to the “boys”. Of course, getting stopped by VOSA can be tricky but it’s a chance you take… :blush:

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Going commando is probably not a good idea for the average trucker. The vision of said trucker jumping down from the cab at a random RDC and their clown pants falling round their ankles with the momentum isn’t something anyone wants to see.

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This is getting worse and worse yet somehow i can’t stay away :blush: :blush: :blush:

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remy:
This is getting worse and worse yet somehow i can’t stay away :blush: :blush: :blush:

I agree. I’m just waiting to see the inevitable Dipper Dave selfie :open_mouth:

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Just noticed this thread.
Have wore shorts continually since June, air con on, and often shirtless( just to give the ladies a treat you understand. :smiley: )

Anyway, these are my latest aquisitions for driving with no shirt on, I have them in a particularly attractive powder blue shade, and they both enhance my moobs, and accessorise the ambiance in my cab that I have created by the frills and tassles on my curtains. :sunglasses:
What do you reckon?

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Just be careful in a morning when you stick your tassels on you don’t trap the superglue by mistake :open_mouth:

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It’s gotta a saying in NI when Sun comes out:
“Taaps aff”!!!

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peirre:
Just be careful in a morning when you stick your tassels on you don’t trap the superglue by mistake :open_mouth:

Will do mate, thanks.:smiley:

Got a pair of hi viz ■■■■■■ tassels (extra long of course for visual effect) ordered off e.bay, for those hot days when you are shirtless and get hi viz vest chafe under your arms.
Keeps the h&s nazis happy, and I can still pose around in the heat looking a cool dude, (sunglasses essential for this)

I’m a ■■■■ trucking genius. :sunglasses:

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Sometimes a thread can go downhill, and you think " it’s now reached rock bottom ".

Big mistake on TNUK.

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How low can it go? … It’s a bottomless pit :laughing:

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eagerbeaver:
Sometimes a thread can go downhill, and you think " it’s now reached rock bottom ".

Big mistake on TNUK.

Sorry EagerB if I’m responsible for bringing your thread down to this level. :smiley:
Still, reckon it’s more entertaining than 'which is the best sat nav, ‘what size inverter’ etc… drone ■■■■ drone… :smiley:

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Lol. No apologies needed mate. I never see a thread I started as ’ mine '. As far as I am concerned, I try my best now and again to bring a topic forward that’s a little different.

Problem is, they always end up somehow with ■■■■■■ tassels, ■■■■■■ clamps or ■■■■■■■ contributing :wink:

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thats nothing, i so a chap driving a truck last week and he had fingerless gloves on wtf is that all about, oh and he had his hiviz on as well :open_mouth: :open_mouth:

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