My mate has just rung me and asked if I fancy some work delivering Coca Cola in the run up to Christmas
I said to him “Do you mean I will get to drive one of them Coke lorries off the tele,all lit up and people will come out into the street and wave as I go past??”
He laughed and replied “Nope,you’ll be driving some old Stobart heap with a tart’s name on the front…”
“No thanks,I don’t mind dressing up as Santa,but I aint dressing up as an Elf!!!”
