Can’t be too careful.
So is it against the law to have a hard on now 
Because he was wearing Lycra he couldn’t do the old belt trick 
Maybe he got a stiffy because he got some good camera footage of someone trying to run him over.
merc0447:
So is it against the law to have a hard on now
Would not be surprised mate
Maybe he didn’t want his bike pump nicked so took it with him when he got off his bike…good defence in court anyway
Perhaps it was a Mars bar & it melted before the Fuzz got hold of it !
merc0447:
So is it against the law to have a hard on now
would it stand up in court
Cyclists are wierd.
Bluey Circles:
would it stand up in court
Yeh, but don’t think the judge wood be hard on him.
It could be my cycling nemesis after seeing himself in the news. Hope his ■■■■■■■ is harder than his punch 
Often if they wanna go in they use Gas and closed Door doesnt keeps you safe. Just Headache is the Result.
Immigrant:
Often if they wanna go in they use Gas and closed Door doesnt keeps you safe. Just Headache is the Result.
presumably you havnt understood the article, so I will try and do it in german. Sie sind Greman ?
ein Radfahrer in manchester für eine unter seiner lyrcra hose gezeigt erektion berichtet. hoffe, das macht Sinn.
For punishment they put a stone in his shoe. To make him limp… I’ll get my coat
Honked:
It could be my cycling nemesis after seeing himself in the news. Hope his ■■■■■■■ is harder than his punch
Looking back at that earlier video, you did notice the cyclist was in an aroused state didn’t you…■■ 
Would a male call 999 emergency services if he saw a female in a state of arousal and feel threatened by that or waste the time and expense of police resources because their life was in danger .
The excited male could have put his lunch box down his front end, consisting of a banana and two apples.
Don’t ever seem to remember hearing of the ladies moaning when Lynford ‘lunchbox’ Christie was running around in his Lycra playsuit…some probably ‘moaned’ but doubt any complained!!
Maybe he had no where else to put his cycle pump
Sounds more like wishful thinking on her part. 
Probably not hatmfull was just rushing home with his latest batch of headcam footage for youtube.
Me thinks the police might not have looked to hard (pun intended) after if they did catch him what could they charge him with. Failing to maintain an erection, carry an offensive weapon, concealed lunch box. Can’t charge a chap for enthusiastic gentils, my missus would collar and demand to know what he is taking!!!
Isn’t that where cyclists keep their brains■■?
Agency cyclist with his phone in his shorts.
Cant afford to miss a phone call.