Drivers myth,weeing in public

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Muckaway:

Dave the Renegade:
Get behind the cab with the engine running,anyone nearby would think it’s a leak from the cooling system on the lorry.

I did that and burned my arm on the exhaust-still at least it wasn’t my ■■■■ :laughing:

Used to work ok with a Bedford KM drop the back of the wing behind the drivers door and lift the flap and stand just inside.I am 6’ and managed ok by ducking my head.Never burned anything :laughing: :laughing: .

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Dave the Renegade:
Get behind the cab with the engine running,anyone nearby would think it’s a leak from the cooling system on the lorry.

trouble is when someone wants to be helpfull and dips a finger in to see if it tastes of antifreeze :laughing:
i often pee up the wheel of the jcb

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toby1234abc:
Would you share a cabin with Gazzer,on a 30 hour ferry to Santander or Bilbao.?

I would be safe as houses. Wouldn’t bring the kids though! :confused:

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There is one great development in Health and Safety, at least with kerb mirrors, you can line the front wheel against the storm drain and wee between the grids :stuck_out_tongue:

Although most folk look away when they see this huge thing :laughing:

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IMO, an urban myth which came from the fact that london taxi cab drivers can wee up against thier wheel if a metroplolitain police officer shields him with his cape.

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If your union rep says it ok, then it must be… :confused:
I’m a bus driver and a driver at work got a FPN for weeing up against the wheel of the bus.

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Jennie:

Wheel Nut:
You can always ■■■■ on the bale of hay that a hackney carriage must carry :laughing:

that law is still written have it in licencing laws :laughing: :laughing:

jx

That one was repealed, but not until 1976!

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Dave the Renegade:
Get behind the cab with the engine running,anyone nearby would think it’s a leak from the cooling system on the lorry.

That would be an answer for you guys but I just dont think I would get out to squat to pee behind the cab. My father use to say for every mile of road there is 2 miles of ditch. Worked for him some of us have to find a clump of trees.

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The Sarge:
Parked in the middle of Kensington High Street might not work though :wink:

:question:
You can not when someone is watching?

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Back in time when us oldies drove F86`s there was a liitle hatch in the engine cover inside the cab fitters were forever complaing about the white deposits covering the engine (salt)

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I got a £30 fine for stoppng for a ■■■■ on a slip road on the A12 :laughing:

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greek:
Back in time when us oldies drove F86`s there was a liitle hatch in the engine cover inside the cab fitters were forever complaing about the white deposits covering the engine (salt)

My dad used to do that! Just had to be careful not to spray the dipstick.

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C-Kay:
I got a £30 fine for stoppng for a ■■■■ on a slip road on the A12 :laughing:

Yes, but didn’t you wave your willy at a woman copper?

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Wheel Nut:

C-Kay:
I got a £30 fine for stoppng for a ■■■■ on a slip road on the A12 :laughing:

Yes, but didn’t you wave your willy at a woman copper?

She was blatantly trying to get an eyefull

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C-Kay:

Wheel Nut:

C-Kay:
I got a £30 fine for stoppng for a ■■■■ on a slip road on the A12 :laughing:

Yes, but didn’t you wave your willy at a woman copper?

She was blatantly trying to get an eyefull

If only you could have given her an eyeful then you might have got off! :wink:

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I was too busy trying to explain to the Gimp & Gimpette that i’m on Domestic Rule, ■■■■■■■■ weren’t having any of it :laughing:

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Dave the Renegade:

Muckaway:

Dave the Renegade:
Get behind the cab with the engine running,anyone nearby would think it’s a leak from the cooling system on the lorry.

I did that and burned my arm on the exhaust-still at least it wasn’t my ■■■■ :laughing:

Used to work ok with a Bedford KM drop the back of the wing behind the drivers door and lift the flap and stand just inside.I am 6’ and managed ok by ducking my head.Never burned anything :laughing: :laughing: .

More of a problem for some of us… :stuck_out_tongue:

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Ref peeing up against your wheel, its still legal as long as you have a bale of hay on your truck. But i was once caught with my truosers down ! Had been waiting all morning outside a steel yard in an area that was then, East india docks, well i was dying for a dump, & as i was loading Frag steel i thought nobody would notice. So having climbed into the back of the bulker trailer and settled down to a private dump. A bloody london bus pulled along side and everybody on the top deck got quite a sight !!

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Is there an old rule allowing you to have a dump behind your trailer legs? :stuck_out_tongue:

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Company rules explicitly prohibit urinating on the vehicles. :unamused: