Currently sat in Tesco Dagenham, you can’t help but take notice of other drivers ‘habits’ …firstly, the man that got raped by maplins, in he walks proudly holding his tablet rabbiting away into his Bluetooth headset, chatting whilst attempting to have some conversation with the goods in clerk at the same time. Plonks himself down and on comes the tablet, volume to the max he begins watching some horrendous garbage from yesteryear. Amazingly he never strays from his mate on the end of the phone line.
Secondly the man that can’t read. ’ use exact change’. What’s difficult with this sentence, your pound coin isn’t going to be accepted, once twice maybe but to be rejected four or five times just give it up you don’t need the BLT that much.
Thirdly the art of eating. Words fail me, some of our fellow roads warriors are simply animals, please close your mouths and try to avoid trying to fill the man next to you with your bull crap that you just heard whilst trying to destroy a Ginsberg.
And bloody use the door locks provided on the toilet doors as some of you know at Tesco Dagenham, the toilet opens out into the waiting area. This can be very awkward at times. Some things you can’t un see!
They all sound like agency drivers to me.
Any gammy legs?
Contraflow:
They all sound like agency drivers to me.Any gammy legs?
Careful. You’ll upset Conor
The-Snowman:
Contraflow:
They all sound like agency drivers to me.Any gammy legs?
Careful. You’ll upset Conor
Don’t worry, I can outrun him.
richie22:
And bloody use the door locks provided on the toilet doors as some of you know at Tesco Dagenham, the toilet opens out into the waiting area. This can be very awkward at times. Some things you can’t un see!
Why do I have a vision of a few certain TN members vigorously at it,whilst veiwing the latest anti cyclist video on their smart phones which has been uploaded on this forum.
Is amazing how many fat b’stards there are in there . then they proceed to eat 4 packets of crisps !!
Also short tempered fatties . the non english speaking girl in there , who does the gate intercom thing , asks a driver to do his hi viz up !! Torrent of abuse from him as he claims human rights not to do it up , when clearly wont stretch round there . ha ha
Then rombulpol driver keeps saying ’ yes’ to girl but wont actually give keys . ha har ha.
I like the look on drivers faces when they scanning for a seat not next to a pole and not next to a fat sweaty git . u can see there brain processing it all .
Also i have a special face i wear if anyone tries to sit next to me . can sell you 1 for only £200 .
chester:
Why do I have a vision of a few certain TN members vigorously at it,whilst veiwing the latest anti cyclist video on their smart phones which has been uploaded on this forum.
I don’t know, but you should probably get some counselling or something if you’re having those types of visions.