I am one for a good old joke. I dont care who, if i can get one on ya i will.
On Monday i had a driving assesment. The guy i had was strange but i thought nothing of it at first. He barley spoke a word all day. Didnt ask where we was going and how many drops we have. he introduced himelf got into the cab starting writing on his pad etc etc. watched me do my checks etc etc and we was off. This guy did not want to talk so i turned the radio on, he wrote on his pad. When stopped i took on vital fluids, he wrote on his pad. every now and then i heard him sigh, looked round there he is again writing on his pad. I asked him what was he writing and he simply replied… relevent information 
This went on all day. I gets back to the yard and the guys ask how it went. I was ■■■■■■ and geffing to the point of heart attack. I went back to my assesor and asked how i did and he replied… Your going to have to wait for my written explanation which will be handed in to your management team 
That was it i am done.
Yesterday everybody laughs at me and lets me know it was a joke. They are sick of me jumping out on them, poking fun, etc etc so they got me back with the new driver who had been briefed to give me a crap day. Everybody was in on it so my point is
DRIVERS CAN KEEP TIGHT LIPPED oh and what goes around comes around 
Its harmless fun and i have a great team to work with so please take this as the fun story it is intended to be.
On reflection i may have deserved it.
