Typical…
No seatbelt.
remy:
0You retired old buggers need to come back to work.
Get me a green card can ya?
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Will the bosses be paying out for knee and hip replacements for us ole ■■■■■?
Can`t see $125K going far on them?
Santa:
When the cat was asked in his interview what salary he expected, he said he wouldn’t get out of bed for less than 2 tins of Felix and 1 fresh mouse per day. The boss reluctantly agreed whilst mumbling something about the good old days of foreign cats working for 1 tin of Lidl cat food and 2 anchovies.
The cat then rang in sick on his first shift, as he’d only had 19 hours sleep the night before, and felt too tired to drive.
remy:
0You retired old buggers need to come back to work.
They could try a sequel of Smokey and the Bandit and Convoy.No chance of Burt Reynolds and Jerry Reed starring but might be able to put Kris Kristofferson back to work in the sequel of Convoy about ■■■■■■ off drivers doing local LTL work with a fleet of electric trucks and spending the rest of the shift washing trailers and putting batteries on charge and Kristofferson had got confused over the job description when he applied.
Santa:
Is that citycat following his sat nav
Franglais:
remy:
0You retired old buggers need to come back to work.
Get me a green card can ya?
.
Will the bosses be paying out for knee and hip replacements for us ole ■■■■■?
Can`t see $125K going far on them?
Average cost of a total hip replacement is about $74,000 so you’d still have grocery money left. I haven’t had a hip replaced but had back surgery and the boss paid $00000000000000 of it. 
My 23 year old cat would take an 11hour rest after climbing into the cab 
cheers Ray