Any one seen anything for the driver?
Amazon had some cheap personal lubricant.
Could make the shafting we get from the office bods a little bit more barable.
some of this should make it easier for you to do the initial bending over before you take the aforementoned shafting… 
A careers advice book to hand out to anyone who tells you they’re thinking of doing their HGV.
Steve-o:
A careers advice book to hand out to anyone who tells you they’re thinking of doing their HGV.
Or a list of mental health services in their area.
A tad off topic but sales have always been a bit suspect but they’ve gone crazy now.
Black Friday sales that last a week, boxing day sales that started on Christmas eve, there was someone advertising on the radio today that their January sales start tomorrow 
I’m just off to Waterstone’s with my tent to queue up for the night, I’ve heard they have ten copies of “Fridge Engineering for Dummies” for sale on a first-come-first-served basis.
Harry Monk:
I’m just off to Waterstone’s with my tent to queue up for the night, I’ve heard they have ten copies of “Fridge Engineering for Dummies” for sale on a first-come-first-served basis.
Waterstones is still a thing? All the ones near me shut down or got merged with HMW and only stock anime books now and biographies now.
There’s a book you can buy on amazon and it tells you how to not work for minimum wage it’s very good.
What about the book “Truck driving’s for Dummies”?
peirre:
What about the book “Truck driving’s for Dummies”?
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its sold out and on permanent back order… 
Halfords are still doing the garmin sat nav for err…£70…the same price as 3 months ago…before black friday, and xmas sales, and the boxing day ones…other idiots are out there still looking for that elusive bargain of a truck fridge below half price, an Inverter that will run battersea power station, off of a car ciggy lighter…and an all singing all dancing, smart tv for the truck, with built in sat nav, sattelite, and you tube + internet for £700…the one i really like is the sales offering 70% discount,…my god at that price, imagine what the cost would have been at original price…or even the profit margin, how we are all being ripped off if we were to believe the hype…yet people queue for hours to grab a bargain…that was never there in the first place…but on my searches, i have found 1. A ton of coal ( suitable for a canal barge ) £25. 2. A 4 berth canal barge, with moorings paid till end of 2018, for £35 grand, and lock keepers assistant at Camden Lock @ £10…a bargain i thought.
AHH TRUCKY your a [zb]
Be seeing you.
I wave at you 
New prat nav, not that co-pilot, a tomtom professional, with lifetime everything, traffic,maps,camera’s.
truckyboy:
an Inverter that will run battersea power station, off of a car ciggy lighter…
Wouldn’t need to be very big as Battersea is no longer a generating power station …
but they need a power supply as its being turned into luxury apartments anyway.
and after a bit of banter, someone decided to call me names…uncalled for in my opinion…suppose it takes one to know one eh !
truckyboy:
and after a bit of banter, someone decided to call me names…uncalled for in my opinion…suppose it takes one to know one eh !
The thing is though mate, the person calling you names is so emotionally and intellectually stunted that the concept of “banter” will be totally alien to it and as such will be way beyond its ability to comprehend.
I’ve just had a lighthearted pop at you on the DAB radio thread, the difference is that that actually was a bit of tongue in cheek banter.