There I was plodding up the M6 near Tebay today, passing the aforementioned wagon… happened to glance over and instantly fall in love with the cute blonde lass driving the wagon…
Yes, I said lass…!!
is that not the truck driven by the mad ■■■ change transvestite truckie called joe? 
dieseldog999:
is that not the truck driven by the mad ■■■ change transvestite truckie called joe?
Yeah I’ve seen her I mean him before but he obviously floats EP’s boat .
well known for taking their time off at lymm ,hangs bout outside the bogs??
Any port in a storm gents… you know how lonely it gets on those long weeks away, cold winter nights, cab heater playing up…
This thread needs photos. 
el_presidente:
There I was plodding up the M6 near Tebay today, passing the aforementioned wagon… happened to glance over and instantly fall in love with the cute blonde lass driving the wagon…Yes, I said lass…!!
I think you need to get out more bud! 
Harry Monk:
This thread needs photos.
That’s just “relaxed muscle”,I’m in the same boat
el_presidente:
Harry Monk:
This thread needs photos.
Yebbut I meant photos of the female.
Harry Monk:
el_presidente:
Harry Monk:
This thread needs photos.
Yebbut I meant photos of the female.
Hmm smoothy anyone…
dave docwra:
Harry Monk:
el_presidente:
Harry Monk:
This thread needs photos.
Yebbut I meant photos of the female.
Hmm smoothy anyone…
I’ve only just eaten…do you mind??
Another ■■■ god who’s let himself go