Drink

I was standing at the bar when a girl came up to me.“Fancy buying me a drink?” She said,“Sure,” I replied. “If you let me choose.”“Okay,” she grinned. “But how will you know what I want?”

“Well, it’s kind of a talent,” I smiled. “All I do is look a girl up and down and I know exactly what drink suits her best.”

“Okay,” she giggled. "You can choose for me.

"So I turned to the barman and said, “Diet coke, mate.”