Drink driving bans

Was at the bar of the truckstop last night where it all happens you know it must all be true yes the lights on but nobodes in
Any road good crack and well worth it
But not if you got caught over the limit the monring after
There where a few boys in there working for Irish mob and had a few more drinks then me and left a bit later but started same time as me
I guess I was slightly over the limit but not that much

This is all in hinesight of cource!

  1. if I got caught then arresated then could I jump in my car to hollyhead get the Dublin ferry and find one of thoses doss houese that deal with homeless winos and crackheads like the salvation army and say I want to be in your little gang
    So there I have a mailing address

  2. send my UK driving licnece off to the Irish equiverlent of the DVLA and say I want to do A sawp as Im now living in Ierland
    Q. would I get it back in time before the court hearing and hence my ban :question:

  3. once I get my clean licence I could move over to England and change it back again
    Q. would they accept it :question:
    Or of cource I could just find a job over there

Was thinking of juming in my car and going over there anyway
Not getting any Euro work on this job

Drink driving bans aw; a great way to boost ones driving carere

You really are a legend ha ha

:open_mouth:

Boss & Driver:
… yes the lights on but nobodes in …

Absolutely spot on, I completely agree!! :smiley:

This has to be the quote of the year so far!! :grimacing:

This lad is a star go onto his Red lion at Chedderton piece it’s a classic

I think you’re still over the limit. Come back in 24 hours

I reckon Boss and Driver is really Toby after he has had a few sherberts!! :smiley:

Are you sure you aren’t Toby’s brother?

My dear old mum had like women of the day had many old sayings 2 in particular (1) there not all locked up son. (2) there is none so daft as those that want to be I wonder which applies to this guy. Is his spelling really that bad it smacks of the Banjo playing scene from Deliverence

On a serious not uk dvla and the irish equivilant share info and enforce each others driving bans now.
also if you leave the uk then come back and exchange your forigen licence back for a uk any unspent convictions come back on your licence.

“Say boy, you’ve got a pretty mouth…”

Shudder.

kr79:
On a serious not uk dvla and the irish equivilant share info and enforce each others driving bans now.
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That would be before the ban though i.e. the court hearing

Did limpyhill not know someone that did it :question:

Boss & Driver:

kr79:
Did limpyhill not know someone that did it :question:

Nough said :wink: :laughing: :laughing:

Boss & Driver:
Did limpyhill not know someone that did it :question:

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lmfao quality. :laughing:

Maybe we should weight for LP to return
after all me and him have a lot in common :wink:

To Boss&Driver. Something that is bothering me mate that I need to know. :neutral_face:

Do you actually go out unaccompanied in charge of 44tonnes?? :open_mouth: :open_mouth:

If the answer is yes, (God I hope not!) could you please pm me with your reg so I can be prepared if you are driving anywhere near me, and so I can give my mates the heads up also. Cheers mate :wink: :unamused:

The only artic he drives is made by Corgi and he can play with it on the Sunshine Bus.

Boss & Driver:
could I jump in my car to hollyhead get the Dublin ferry and find one of thoses doss houese that deal with homeless winos and crackheads like the salvation army and say I want to be in your little gang

Yup, I think it would work for you.

I drank three bottles of whiskey last night and his post’s made perfect sense.

I drank 5bottles of whiskey and a full bottle of Captain Morgans and I was still baffled