Looks like we’re all gonna have to be trained for containers at work 
as Southampton is our nearest port it will be Dp world
What does the training consist of and how many brain cells do you have removed if you’ve got to many ? 
You need to be trained for…
Driving into the port and joining an enormously long queue.
Joining another enormously long queue and tapping your collection/delivery details into a computer.
Driving around the port and joining another enormously long queue.
Reversing into an allocated slot and getting out when the machine arrives.
Waving and smilling like an idiot at the machine driver.
Doing up 4 twistys.
Driving out of the port via the gatehouse and putting up with the grumpy ■■■■■■■ taking your outbound paperwork from you.
all the above can of course be done without training ■■■■ it up buttercup
5 minute PowerPoint presentation
all the above can of course be done without training ■■■■ it up buttercup
I think what he meant was, how to get DP certified for this port.
Try this maybe
dpworldsouthampton.com/vehi … ment-video
Learner driver…
A manager says “Go,” a leader says “Let’s Go” - John Maxwell
SuperMultiBlue:
5 minute PowerPoint presentation
^^^This^^^…think it’s more like 10 mins, and you get a multi-choice quiz at the end, but it’s pretty much common sense, just another ■■■-covering exercise by DP World…HTH 
kalim:
all the above can of course be done without training ■■■■ it up buttercup
I think what he meant was, how to get DP certified for this port.
Try this maybe
dpworldsouthampton.com/vehi … ment-video
Learner driver…
A manager says “Go,” a leader says “Let’s Go” - John Maxwell
Watched and taken test and passed 
that’s 30 mins of my life lost
RIPPER:
SuperMultiBlue:
5 minute PowerPoint presentation^^^This^^^…think it’s more like 10 mins, and you get a multi-choice quiz at the end, but it’s pretty much common sense, just another ■■■-covering exercise by DP World…HTH
Video is 20 mins test takes about 10mins
Only me that thought this topic would contain advice about handling two men hung like rhinos, some lotion and a go-pro… 
Norfolkinclue1:
Only me that thought this topic would contain advice about handling two men hung like rhinos, some lotion and a go-pro…
You are not alone.
blue estate:
RIPPER:
SuperMultiBlue:
5 minute PowerPoint presentation^^^This^^^…think it’s more like 10 mins, and you get a multi-choice quiz at the end, but it’s pretty much common sense, just another ■■■-covering exercise by DP World…HTH
Video is 20 mins test takes about 10mins
A test that no-one is allowed to fail …
I love the sort of questions that form these tests. Things like
Q. What should you wear at all times while in operational areas?
A. Clown’s nose, long curly ginger wig and massively oversized shoes.
B. Basque, stockings and suspenders.
C. Safety shoes and hi visibility vest.
Q. When are children allowed on site?
A. Wednesdays.
B. During Ramadan.
C. Never.
Harry Monk:
I love the sort of questions that form these tests. Things likeQ. What should you wear at all times while in operational areas?
A. Clown’s nose, long curly ginger wig and massively oversized shoes.
B. Basque, stockings and suspenders.X
C. Safety shoes and hi visibility vest.Q. When are children allowed on site?
A Wednesdays.
B. During Ramadan.
C. Never.
Norfolkinclue1:
Only me that thought this topic would contain advice about handling two men hung like rhinos, some lotion and a go-pro…
The ghost of dipper is around.
RIPPER:
SuperMultiBlue:
5 minute PowerPoint presentation^^^This^^^…think it’s more like 10 mins, and you get a multi-choice quiz at the end, but it’s pretty much common sense, just another ■■■-covering exercise by DP World…HTH
“pretty much common sense” bugger, how thick am I, it took me 3 goes when I took it couple of years ago 
elsa Lad:
RIPPER:
SuperMultiBlue:
5 minute PowerPoint presentation^^^This^^^…think it’s more like 10 mins, and you get a multi-choice quiz at the end, but it’s pretty much common sense, just another ■■■-covering exercise by DP World…HTH
“pretty much common sense” bugger, how thick am I, it took me 3 goes when I took it couple of years ago
Are you a ■■■■■■■? 
elsa Lad:
RIPPER:
SuperMultiBlue:
5 minute PowerPoint presentation^^^This^^^…think it’s more like 10 mins, and you get a multi-choice quiz at the end, but it’s pretty much common sense, just another ■■■-covering exercise by DP World…HTH
“pretty much common sense” bugger, how thick am I, it took me 3 goes when I took it couple of years ago
I took 2 clicked the wrong speed limit 1st time 
toonsy:
elsa Lad:
RIPPER:
SuperMultiBlue:
5 minute PowerPoint presentation^^^This^^^…think it’s more like 10 mins, and you get a multi-choice quiz at the end, but it’s pretty much common sense, just another ■■■-covering exercise by DP World…HTH
“pretty much common sense” bugger, how thick am I, it took me 3 goes when I took it couple of years ago
Are you a ■■■■■■■?
Yep it looks that way
blue estate:
elsa Lad:
RIPPER:
SuperMultiBlue:
5 minute PowerPoint presentation^^^This^^^…think it’s more like 10 mins, and you get a multi-choice quiz at the end, but it’s pretty much common sense, just another ■■■-covering exercise by DP World…HTH
“pretty much common sense” bugger, how thick am I, it took me 3 goes when I took it couple of years ago
I took 2
Your nearly as thick as me
elsa Lad:
SuperMultiBlue:
5 minute PowerPoint presentation^^^This^^^…think it’s more like 10 mins, and you get a multi-choice quiz at the end, but it’s pretty much common sense, just another ■■■-covering exercise by DP World…HTH
“pretty much common sense” bugger, how thick am I, it took me 3 goes when I took it couple of years ago
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I took 2 clicked the wrong speed limit 1st time
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Your nearly as thick as me
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blue estate:
Harry Monk:
I love the sort of questions that form these tests. Things likeQ. What should you wear at all times while in operational areas?
A. Clown’s nose, long curly ginger wig and massively oversized shoes.
B. Basque, stockings and suspenders.X
C. Safety shoes and hi visibility vest.Q. When are children allowed on site?
A Wednesdays.
B. During Ramadan.
C. Never.
Well, obviously we all do that, but normally only on our days off. 