The M.O.D.has revealed that missiles will be carried in the top half of double deck trailers with sliding opening roofs.These vehicles will trundle round the M25 during the Olympic Games increasing security against potential terrorists which Britain has welcomed into the country in the past with open arms.Drivers will be excused complying with drivers hours regulations only in the case of an attack.Supermarkets are refusing to comment as to whether their vehicles are involved.
We do a lot of work for MOD and also run 7 double deckers, hope they ent thinkin of converting our roofs! Danger money might come in handy tho. Lol 
Longman.
A month too late I think
The only decker ive ever seen with a roof that could do that is that jungheinrich forklift company
Merc0447 naming that company you could be arrested for giving away secret classified information,knock on door 6am say no more.
Armagedon:
Merc0447 naming that company you could be arrested for giving away secret classified information,knock on door 6am say no more.
If Merc0447s job is anything like mine he’ll be long gone by 6am 
This has got to be the biggest load of ■■■■ & bull on this forum, if anyone believes this then I have a top quality car to sell you.
Longman5978:
We do a lot of work for MOD and also run 7 double deckers, hope they ent thinkin of converting our roofs! Danger money might come in handy tho. LolLongman.
a few of the roofs have already been converted going under the canopy lol
The people roof there going on all they got send was a god dam leaflet
I was thinking more of a letter seem more nicer then a leaflet
The M.O.D. has informed sources that potential compensation claims from those who would have lived in close proximity to the launch sites make the use of commercial vehicles a financial viable option in these austere times.Further information has arrived at Missile Trucking H.Q. that the missiles will not work in the rain and drivers will be required to operate an umbrella,this umbrella training will go towards driver CPC requirments.
I’ve read some ■■■■ on here in the past, but this just eclipses it all.
What a class 1 t1t!
The MOD have already released that they will be using fixed weapons platforms at certain high up places. They’ve deployed additional forces to the Thames and RAF Northolt in London and are doing a fair bit of manoeuvres over the coming weeks.
I don’t think the truck idea will be worth it though, but you never can tell with the Army.
All this is a moot point if they use another method than an air delivery system… 
So that explains why the boss hasn’t fixed the hole in the roof of my trailer 
Thereal-john:
I’ve read some [zb] on here in the past, but this just eclipses it all.
What a class 1 t1t!
how do you know he’s a class 1 t1t and not a class 2 t1t? Lol
Longman.
Other delivery methods have been trialled too, the final countdown has begun.
I can’t think of anything kinder, drop a Little Boy into the middle of Stratford LIFT
Too late Malc!
44 Tonne Ton:
Too late Malc!
London Interning Foreign Terrorists 
I know the LIFT has gone, but the area is still a good target.