LIBERTY_GUY:
Those bollards are designed to bend out the way… when 40 tonne goes over them.
44 tonne mate. Every artic that ever moves is 44 tonne at all times. It must be true because the tabloids say so 
This is better
Mr Clifford said the hapless trucker was ruthlessly teased by locals when he popped into the pub.
He said: 'Very little happens in Bruton, so this event was the talk of the town and the driver got ripped to pieces by the locals when he came into the pub.
'When he asked where the toilets were a lot of people started giving him directions and telling him to shout if he got stuck in there.
Terry T:
LIBERTY_GUY:
Those bollards are designed to bend out the way… when 40 tonne goes over them.44 tonne mate. Every artic that ever moves is 44 tonne at all times. It must be true because the tabloids say so
I thought we carried 44 tonne
Uncleskid:
Terry T:
LIBERTY_GUY:
Those bollards are designed to bend out the way… when 40 tonne goes over them.44 tonne mate. Every artic that ever moves is 44 tonne at all times. It must be true because the tabloids say so
I thought we carried 44 tonne
44 tonnes of toilet paper is the best one so far. …
Terry T:
This is betterMr Clifford said the hapless trucker was ruthlessly teased by locals when he popped into the pub.
He said: 'Very little happens in Bruton, so this event was the talk of the town and the driver got ripped to pieces by the locals when he came into the pub.
'When he asked where the toilets were a lot of people started giving him directions and telling him to shout if he got stuck in there.
Outstanding effort. 
Uncleskid:
Terry T:
LIBERTY_GUY:
Those bollards are designed to bend out the way… when 40 tonne goes over them.44 tonne mate. Every artic that ever moves is 44 tonne at all times. It must be true because the tabloids say so
I thought we carried 44 tonne
I heard that the Irish Do, 22 tons of hanging beef [emoji230] & 22 tons of steel on the floor.
Gotta fill those voids ! [emoji6]
or the immigrants will.