A German lorry driver in a pub in Newcastle is gobbing off
how lazy British truck drivers are. He’s bragging that he drives his
load from Hamburg, goes through Holland, Belgium up to Newcastle and back to Hamburg in just two days.
This old Geordie man mutters up, “Ah, way ay I used to pick
up me load in Newcastle, drop off in Hamburg and be back in Newcastle
for a fish and chip supper the same day”.
The gobby German trucker said, " Oh yah, vot rig were you
driving then?"
After taking a long swig of his Pint of Newcastle Brown, the
old fella replied…
“A LANCASTER BOMBER!”