Does my kettle not working this morning qualify as a defect?

On cold mornings I stick kettle on while I do all my extensive vehicle checks [WINKING FACE]. This morning, disaster, it is an ex kettle. It has ceased to boil. It is dead, no more. Should I have locked up cab and gone home. Decided to carry on .

If I get stopped will Vosa ■■■■ me if they find it defunct in the cab

I’d be calling the breakdown/recovery agent as the truck will not be going anywhere with a non boiling kettle.
Fill in a defect form and do a printout in case you get a tug from VOSA :smiley: in fact do 2 printouts to be on the safe side :smiley: :smiley:

Man up bud, you’re sounding like one of our ex drivers!!! :wink:

VOR it & ask the workshop for a new one.
Essential Kit !

That’s such sad news - sorry to hear about your ‘Polly’ :cry: You should probably take a week off to recover, and go for a compensation claim.

Better still, get one of them no win no fee lawyers to take it to court as it’s breaching your Human Rights to have a cuppa when needed.

When My Coffee Maker packed up I defected it, but It is part off the vehicle equipment, Scania kitchen pack. When I put the truck in for a service and was asked for any defects, I said yes coffee maker stopped working, once they’d stopped laughing they wrote it on the work sheet and it was duly repaired :wink:

When I first became a TM, I got radios fitted to all the trucks. At the same time, I added a note to the drivers contract that a faulty radio was NOT a reason to VOR a truck.

Course it counts as a defect!

How the hell are you supposed to start your days work without a brew■■? :smiley:

I’d cover it up if I were you. VOSA will jump all over you for that one.

I think you need a few weeks off pal. Your kettle dying needs a phone call to the Samaritans and a good weeks worth of mourning.

Kettle not working / run out of gas / no water in kettle / tea-bag’s burst etc etc are ALL serious, notifiable defects.

What are you going to do if you encounter a serious hazard such as the trailer brakes locking on in the middle of a Madrid intersection? The boss will ring and say, ‘What have you done about it?’ Your first answer will not be: ‘I’ve put out warning triangles for the daft Spaniards to run over’ / ‘I’ve wound the trailer-brakes off and crept to a safe kerb’ / ‘I’ve alerted the police’ / ‘I’ve put the hazards on, donned my hi-viz and am directing the traffic’ - it will be, ‘Well, I’ve put the kettle on!’. Proper driver! Robert :laughing:

Whatever you do, don’t get all steamed up about it. :slight_smile:

robert1952:
Kettle not working / run out of gas / no water in kettle / tea-bag’s burst etc etc are ALL serious, notifiable defects.

You sound like precious :laughing: youtu.be/pScfIV3RyKs

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speedyguy:

robert1952:
Kettle not working / run out of gas / no water in kettle / tea-bag’s burst etc etc are ALL serious, notifiable defects.

You sound like precious :laughing: youtu.be/pScfIV3RyKs

Very good! :laughing: Robert

robert1952:
Kettle not working / run out of gas / no water in kettle / tea-bag’s burst etc etc are ALL serious, notifiable defects.

What are you going to do if you encounter a serious hazard such as the trailer brakes locking on in the middle of a Madrid intersection? The boss will ring and say, ‘What have you done about it?’ Your first answer will not be: ‘I’ve put out warning triangles for the daft Spaniards to run over’ / ‘I’ve wound the trailer-brakes off and crept to a safe kerb’ / ‘I’ve alerted the police’ / ‘I’ve put the hazards on, donned my hi-viz and am directing the traffic’ - it will be, ‘Well, I’ve put the kettle on!’. Proper driver! Robert :laughing:

That’s what you do in Madrid, in Greenford (west London) if you snap the red air line at 3pm, and are fitting a new one at double quick speed, in the middle off a 4 way set off traffic lights, traffic chaos all around. What happens is the helpful boys in blue turn up and say “you cant stop here” I’m not often speechless :unamused:

eddie snax:

robert1952:
Kettle not working / run out of gas / no water in kettle / tea-bag’s burst etc etc are ALL serious, notifiable defects.

What are you going to do if you encounter a serious hazard such as the trailer brakes locking on in the middle of a Madrid intersection? The boss will ring and say, ‘What have you done about it?’ Your first answer will not be: ‘I’ve put out warning triangles for the daft Spaniards to run over’ / ‘I’ve wound the trailer-brakes off and crept to a safe kerb’ / ‘I’ve alerted the police’ / ‘I’ve put the hazards on, donned my hi-viz and am directing the traffic’ - it will be, ‘Well, I’ve put the kettle on!’. Proper driver! Robert :laughing:

That’s what you do in Madrid, in Greenford (west London) if you snap the red air line at 3pm, and are fitting a new one at double quick speed, in the middle off a 4 way set off traffic lights, traffic chaos all around. What happens is the helpful boys in blue turn up and say “you cant stop here” I’m not often speechless :unamused:

:laughing: :laughing: Beggar’s belief doesn’t it! Conversely, when a mate of mine did the same in Casablanca, and I jumped on the catwalk with one of those little push-fit valves I always used to carry in my pocket, to get him going, the laid-back Moroccans simply squeezed and oozed by us or waited patiently in the shadows (with their hands disinterestedly on their hooters). :smiley: Robert

Actrosman:
Man up bud, you’re sounding like one of our ex drivers!!! :wink:

Agree with what the driver wrote, no point reporting defects if no one takes any notice!

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Actrosman:
Man up bud, you’re sounding like one of our ex drivers!!! :wink:

That looks like a bidvest defect sheet!! :smiley: :smiley:

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