This guy wakes up out of a deep sleep and, feeling real ■■■■■, nudges his wife awake and asks, “Why don’t we get it on, eh?” She replies, “I have an appointment at the gynecologist tomorrow and you know I don’t like to make love the night before.” So the husband agrees and rolled back over and started to go back to sleep.
A few minutes later, he nudges his wife again and asks, "You don’t by any chance have a dentist’s appointment tomorrow, as well do you
Brian J:
This guy wakes up out of a deep sleep and, feeling real ■■■■■, nudges his wife awake and asks, “Why don’t we get it on, eh?” She replies, “I have an appointment at the gynecologist tomorrow and you know I don’t like to make love the night before.” So the husband agrees and rolled back over and started to go back to sleep.A few minutes later, he nudges his wife again and asks, "You don’t by any chance have a dentist’s appointment tomorrow, do you
David Beckham gets in a cab at the airport in London, sits in the back for about five minutes and looks at the driver in the mirror, driver looks back for another five minutes , and says “ok give me a clue”, Beckham says, " played for Man U, Moved to LA Galaxy in America for 125 million, got over 100 caps for England",Cabbie says no, you ■■■■■■■ ■■■■■ where are you going?
Sapper
Two old dears sitting on a park bench, when a flasher jumped out of the bushes
One had a stroke… And the other couldn’t reach. Lol
I’ll get my coat