Purloined from Runryder.com (An American r/c heli site)
Stupid people should have to wear signs that just say, “I’m Stupid.”
That way you wouldn’t rely on them, would you? You wouldn’t ask them
anything. It would be like, “Excuse me… oops, never mind. Didn’t see your sign”
It’s like before my wife and I moved. Our house was full of boxes and
there was a Wridgeways truck in our driveway. My neighbour comes over and says,“Hey, you moving?” “Nope. We just pack our stuff up once or twice a week to see how many boxes it takes. Here’s your sign.”
A couple of months ago I went fishing with a mate of mine, we pulled
his boat into the ramp, I lifted up this big whiting and this idiot on the ramp goes, “Hey, you catch all them fish?” “Nope. Talked 'em into
giving up. Here’s your sign.”
I was watching one of those animal shows on the Discovery Channel.
There was a guy inventing a shark bite suit. And there’s only one way
to test it. “Alright Jimmy, you got that shark suit on, it looks
good… They want you to jump into this pool of sharks, and you tell
us if it hurts when they bite you.”
“Well, all right, but hold my sign. I don’t wanna lose it”.
Last time I had a flat tyre, I pulled my car into a gas station. The
attendant walks out, looks at my car, looks at me, and I SWEAR he
said, “Tyre go flat?” I couldn’t resist. I said, “Nope. I was driving
around and those other three just swelled up on me. Here’s your sign.”
We were trying to sell our car about a year ago. A guy came over to
the house and drove the car around for about 45 minutes. We get back
to the house, he gets out of the car, reaches down and grabs the
exhaust pipe, then says, “****e, that’s hot!” See? If he’d been
wearing his sign, I could have stopped him.
I learned to drive a semi-trailer in my days of adventure. Wouldn’t
you know I misjudged the height of a bridge. The truck got stuck and I couldn’t get it out no matter how I tried. I radioed in for help and
eventually a cop shows up to take the report. He went through his
basic questioning. OK. No problem. I thought sure he was clear of
needing a sign…until he asked “So. Is your truck stuck?” I couldn’t
help myself! I looked at him, looked back at the rig and then back to
him and said “no I’m delivering a bridge… here’s your sign.”
I stayed late at work one night and a co-worker looked at me and said
“Are you still here?” I replied, “No. I left about 10 minutes ago.
Here’s your sign.”
Anybody you know need a sign today? Send this to all your friends. The
next time someone says something stupid ask them where their sign is…
