Just that,
I’m free…
Well thats until this 1 at the side of me wants a ring on it.
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Anyone who gets married needs a brain check.
Anyone who does it a second time deserves the first one back 
OP you can finally do a tramping job now and can finally live the dream
What are the benefits (for the man) on inviting the state to take part on your relationship with a woman?
TruckDriverBen:
OP you can finally do a tramping job now and can finally live the dream
It was probably tramping that caused it.
Always hear trampers say how good their missus is, would always stay loyal and never cheat on them. Rightio! As soon as they’re out of the way they’ll have the neighbour round or your best mate to give them a good seeing to. 
DCPCFML:
TruckDriverBen:
OP you can finally do a tramping job now and can finally live the dreamIt was probably tramping that caused it.
Always hear trampers say how good their missus is, would always stay loyal and never cheat on them. Rightio! As soon as they’re out of the way they’ll have the neighbour round or your best mate to give them a good seeing to.
Your pretty much bang on with your synopsis.
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axletramp:
Anyone who gets married needs a brain check.
Anyone who does it a second time deserves the first one back
Most definitely don’t want the 1st 1 back.
I’ve ran that course and definitely don’t want to again.
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We had a lad work for us (tramping) who had marriage difficulties. He suspected his wife was having an affair and so tried to keep her happy. She wanted a new sofa, he bought one, she wanted a new dog, he found one. He rings me one Monday morning not very happy about life. Turns out he’d got home early Friday (had asked for an early finish to surprise his wife) drives past his mates house, wife’s car outside, so stops and peers through the window and they’re in the living room at it. He gets home absolutely distraught, walks inside and the new dog has chewed through the new sofa! An hour later his missus comes back, sees he’s home and leaves him there and then.
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Louis CK once said that divorce is the best part of marriage.
ETS:
Louis CK once said that divorce is the best part of marriage.
And so it should be, it’s the most expensive
DCPCFML:
TruckDriverBen:
OP you can finally do a tramping job now and can finally live the dreamIt was probably tramping that caused it.
Always hear trampers say how good their missus is, would always stay loyal and never cheat on them. Rightio! As soon as they’re out of the way they’ll have the neighbour round or your best mate to give them a good seeing to.
I find your negative and generalisng views on trampers amusing
Is there something behind it?..has one crossed you at one time ?..maybe on the subject in discussion for instance.? 
I trust my wife 100% implicitly, you can say wtf you like, and don’t come back with the ‘‘you think’’, no I KNOW…maybe it’s because she won the lottery when she got me, and she knows when she’s well off.
Sure there has been numerous divorces with trampers, I know of at least 6 myself, it depends how strong your relationship is, sometimes being away is the thing that keeps things right
, I went on a reunion to Prague with a group of 6 ex school mates, we hd lost touch for a while.
The only two that were not on their 3rd or 4th wife, or live in girlfriend were the two (of 3) of us that were drivers/trampers.
Ron jevis:
We had a lad work for us (tramping) who had marriage difficulties. He suspected his wife was having an affair and so tried to keep her happy. She wanted a new sofa, he bought one, she wanted a new dog, he found one. He rings me one Monday morning not very happy about life. Turns out he’d got home early Friday (had asked for an early finish to surprise his wife) drives past his mates house, wife’s car outside, so stops and peers through the window and they’re in the living room at it. He gets home absolutely distraught, walks inside and the new dog has chewed through the new sofa! An hour later his missus comes back, sees he’s home and leaves him there and then.Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
So what happened to the dog ? 
remy:
Ron jevis:
We had a lad work for us (tramping) who had marriage difficulties. He suspected his wife was having an affair and so tried to keep her happy. She wanted a new sofa, he bought one, she wanted a new dog, he found one. He rings me one Monday morning not very happy about life. Turns out he’d got home early Friday (had asked for an early finish to surprise his wife) drives past his mates house, wife’s car outside, so stops and peers through the window and they’re in the living room at it. He gets home absolutely distraught, walks inside and the new dog has chewed through the new sofa! An hour later his missus comes back, sees he’s home and leaves him there and then.Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
So what happened to the dog ?
He divorced her.
Franglais:
remy:
Ron jevis:
We had a lad work for us (tramping) who had marriage difficulties. He suspected his wife was having an affair and so tried to keep her happy. She wanted a new sofa, he bought one, she wanted a new dog, he found one. He rings me one Monday morning not very happy about life. Turns out he’d got home early Friday (had asked for an early finish to surprise his wife) drives past his mates house, wife’s car outside, so stops and peers through the window and they’re in the living room at it. He gets home absolutely distraught, walks inside and the new dog has chewed through the new sofa! An hour later his missus comes back, sees he’s home and leaves him there and then.Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
So what happened to the dog ?
He divorced her.
Ha ha
robroy:
DCPCFML:
TruckDriverBen:
OP you can finally do a tramping job now and can finally live the dreamIt was probably tramping that caused it.
Always hear trampers say how good their missus is, would always stay loyal and never cheat on them. Rightio! As soon as they’re out of the way they’ll have the neighbour round or your best mate to give them a good seeing to.
I find your negative and generalisng views on trampers amusing
Is there something behind it?..has one crossed you at one time ?..maybe on the subject in discussion for instance.?I trust my wife 100% implicitly, you can say wtf you like, and don’t come back with the ‘‘you think’’, no I KNOW…maybe it’s because she won the lottery when she got me, and she knows when she’s well off.
Sure there has been numerous divorces with trampers, I know of at least 6 myself, it depends how strong your relationship is, sometimes being away is the thing that keeps things right
, I went on a reunion to Prague with a group of 6 ex school mates, we hd lost touch for a while.
The only two that were not on their 3rd or 4th wife, or live in girlfriend were the two (of 3) of us that were drivers/trampers.
Haha! Yeah that’s what they all say! Probably lizard too! Would never happen to me! Nope, she’s a good’un! Even funnier is that you believe spending prolonged time away from the person you married is the key to a successful relationship . Let’s just pause and think about that one for a moment… 
Face it, 99% of trampers have nothing going for them except the money at the end of the week. Who would want a relationship with an unhealthy 20 stone fat lazy [zb] who shovels fast food and his beer in his face all week, is on the verge of a heart attack and the highlight of conversation on his one day back at home is who cut him up on the M6. Where do I sign up? The reality is that all the half-decent looking ones will be playing away and the ugly ones will be wishing they could be playing away but no-one is interested in him so they have to make do with the short straw they’ve got.
Facts.
I’ll have you know that I have the body of Adonis, a large ■■■■■ and more charm than a Swiss finishing school for ladies. Don’t assume ALL trampers are like that or I’ll start assuming that ALL daymen are scruffy workshy fops who can’t cut it as a proper trucker so scamper home every night in case the bogeyman gets them.
DCPCFML:
robroy:
DCPCFML:
TruckDriverBen:
OP you can finally do a tramping job now and can finally live the dreamIt was probably tramping that caused it.
Always hear trampers say how good their missus is, would always stay loyal and never cheat on them. Rightio! As soon as they’re out of the way they’ll have the neighbour round or your best mate to give them a good seeing to.
I find your negative and generalisng views on trampers amusing
Is there something behind it?..has one crossed you at one time ?..maybe on the subject in discussion for instance.?I trust my wife 100% implicitly, you can say wtf you like, and don’t come back with the ‘‘you think’’, no I KNOW…maybe it’s because she won the lottery when she got me, and she knows when she’s well off.
Sure there has been numerous divorces with trampers, I know of at least 6 myself, it depends how strong your relationship is, sometimes being away is the thing that keeps things right
, I went on a reunion to Prague with a group of 6 ex school mates, we hd lost touch for a while.
The only two that were not on their 3rd or 4th wife, or live in girlfriend were the two (of 3) of us that were drivers/trampers.Haha! Yeah that’s what they all say! Probably lizard too! Would never happen to me! Nope, she’s a good’un! Even funnier is that you believe spending prolonged time away from the person you married is the key to a successful relationship
Face it, 99% of trampers have nothing going for them except the money at the end of the week. Who would want a relationship with an unhealthy 20 stone fat lazy [zb] who shovels fast food and his beer in his face all week, is on the verge of a heart attack and the highlight of conversation on his one day back at home is who cut him up on the M6. Where do I sign up?
Facts.
9 out of 10 for the inevitable predictory answer,.(and 1 extra point for the use of the word ‘fact’ at the end of the paragraph as if that substantiates it in some way …
Anyhoo…time for me now, my turn to be Mr Confidently Presumptious about somebody I know ■■■■ all about …
I’m presuming your negative opinions on relationships (not to mention your description on your physical appearance) has a bearing on your own experiences, but glad to say neither has any bearing on me or my relationship, (but why I’m discussing my personal relationship with some random bloke on a forum is a bit bizarre to say the least.)
I personally have never felt the need to take a job as a dayman to keep my eye on my Mrs, but there you go.
And if she is just with me for the money that I personally
make as a tramper .(including the night out money that you again once presumptiously accused me of considering it part of my wage ) …she’s easily pleased.
Fyi my wife does not come under your ‘ugly ones’ category either, she’s top drawer Dutch blonde ex model, something else that makes me feel so lucky about being able to trust her.
To be fair at least this time in your generalizing way you at least said 99%, …rest assured, I am firmly I’m the remaining 1%.
Cheers.
(Amusement preventing me from offence )
robroy:
Fyi my wife does not come under your ‘ugly ones’ category either, she’s top drawer Dutch blonde ex model
Keep dreaming dude. Exactly the type of crap you hear in RDC waiting rooms up and down the land.
DCPCFML:
robroy:
Fyi my wife does not come under your ‘ugly ones’ category either, she’s top drawer Dutch blonde ex modelKeep dreaming dude. Exactly the type of crap you hear in RDC waiting rooms up and down the land.
‘‘Dude’’? seriously?
Aye ok,.I’ll keep dreaming 
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Whatever…but I ain’t an authority on drivercrap spouted in RDC,s, it’s obviously your specialist subject.
robroy:
DCPCFML:
robroy:
Fyi my wife does not come under your ‘ugly ones’ category either, she’s top drawer Dutch blonde ex modelKeep dreaming dude. Exactly the type of crap you hear in RDC waiting rooms up and down the land.
‘‘Dude’’?
Aye ok,.I’ll keep dreaming
Whatever…but I ain’t an authority on drivercrap spouted in RDC,s, it’s obviously your specialist subject.
Nah, mate. Leave it. He ain’t even a proper troll: he said “facts” not FACT!!!