Divine intervention . . almost

Was crawling through Bath this afternoon(isn"t the traffic there horrendous,haven"t been that way for a while) and had been sat behind a “geezer” in his sporty car with the roof down,some kind of music blaring out.
Anyway,on Bathwick st,nr the fire station a pigeon perched in a tree decided to discharge itself and it splattered said “geezers” back seat.
If only the frecer in the car had been about a yard or so further back.

Was wishing the same would have happened yesterday, black Audi A5, roofdown, rap music on so loud it feels as if the ground is vibrating,mirror shades,baseball cap, hands playing drums on steering wheel. Then just to finish it off the long grey ponytail coming out from under the baseball cap and grey goaty.Sad git must have been at least 60.No pal you ain`t cool your a tool.

dowahdiddyman:
Was wishing the same would have happened yesterday, black Audi A5, roofdown, rap music on so loud it feels as if the ground is vibrating,mirror shades,baseball cap, hands playing drums on steering wheel. Then just to finish it off the long grey ponytail coming out from under the baseball cap and grey goaty.Sad git must have been at least 60.No pal you ain`t cool your a tool.

Yeah but he don’t give a chuff if people think he’s cool or not because he’s larging it see & that’s all that matters unless he does care if people think he looks cool or not in which case he’s a knob. @ the world according to me. :slight_smile: