There comes a time when a woman just has to trust her husband… for example…
A wife comes home late at night and quietly opens the door to her bedroom.
Under the blanket she sees two bodies instead of just one, so she
reaches for a baseball bat and starts hitting the blanket as hard as
she can.
Once she’s done, she goes to the kitchen to have a drink. As she
enters, she sees her husband there, reading a magazine.
“Hi Darling”, he says, "Your parents have come to visit us, so l let
them stay in our bedroom. Did you say ‘hello’?