Though my dad never had any HGV licences, he drove 7.5 tonners for a local footwear wholesaler for almost 20 years. I travelled religiously with him from ages 4-17 (1983-1996), and only stopped because he gave up driving. I’ve got loads of great memories from my childhood, but sadly only a few photos, none of which are on my hard drive.
The loads were always handballed cartons, a few hundred were loaded and unloaded each day, and I used to help my dad shift them. Cheap glue used on shoes is now one of the most nostalgic smells for me. One vehicle he drove was an Iveco Zeta 7.5ton panel van (remember them?), and it had a sliding door between the cab and the rear. Sometimes, when loading on a Friday afternon ready for Monday, he’d load it in such a way as to leave space for 2 air beds. We’d then take off Saturday morning for seaside places like Lyme Regis and Weston Super Mare where we’d spend all weekend, before Monday’s deliveries in the South West. One thing which always stuck in my mind was how he was always fiddling the tacho, or driving a hundred miles before putting it in. It’s how he was able to hide journeys at weird times, and being only a 2 vehicle operation (the other always a 7.5ton Ford Cargo) there was practically no scrutinising or analysis of tacho charts. So he got away with murder. Nobody ever once questioned all the missing mileage/charts.
He used to get 50p and £1 meal vouchers at Granada services, so would spend all year saving them up, and we’d have a couple hundred quid to buy cooked breakfasts with during summer holidays. I loved those motorway cafeterias at 6am. I learnt to drive on 7.5ton Cargos aged 12. There were several yards which were large, empty, and unoccupied til 8am. We used to arrive 30-60 minutes early. One of the yards was a shoe wholesaler called Terry Ball in Preston, and I used to drive the Cargo around there. Another place was a shoe wholesaler (which is still there I believe) called Florentine’s near Ikea at West Thurrock. We’d get huge chunky bacon sandwiches from an ex-driver who ran a catering van, eat them, then I’d get a 20 minute driving lesson. I get quite nostalgic when I’m round that way these days.
I got my class 1 licence in 2004 aged 25, and was lucky enough to work until 2014 for a family-run firm who allowed drivers to take passengers. I don’t have children, so I took my dad, and when working briefly for Homebase in 2004 I remember hiding him in the bunk at Southampton docks whilst picking up boxes lol. But since 2014 I’ve been working for boring big corporations, so haven’t been able to take anyone. He’s nearly 76 and has fairly bad arthritis, so probably wouldn’t be able to climb in the cab now anyway.
I’ve got way more memories than I could ever write here. A couple stand out though. I remember the police stopping my dad on the hard shoulder where the M66 starts from the M62, and the officer asked me if he was my dad, thinking I was an abducted child. Another time we were in Birmingham, Erdington I think, I was only about 8 or 9, and I saw what looked like a playground, so I wandered off into it. But it was some kind of day centre for troubled kids, and the playground was actually the yard round the back, and wasn’t so obvious from the street. It took my dad 10 minutes to find me and he had to come into the day centre and ask if they’d seen me. To this day he said he’s never panicked so much in his life as he did for that 10 minutes.
I do feel really sad for the way things are now. Not just in transport, but our whole Western culture. Everything felt so much freer and more fun back then. As kids we were always out and about in the 80s. One day he took me, my sister, and my mum with him, and we spent a couple hours on blackpool beach after making his delivery! Imagine doing that nowadays. Half these firms ring you up asking why you stopped for 10 minutes at the services, and have you on camera in the cab all day. What 42 year old, in 30 years time, will say “I remember I used to drive my dad’s artic round Tesco at Reading during the great pandemic”?