I was minding my own business in the first lane, stop start traffic queuing for the toll. All the lorries ahead of me are braking and accelerating out of tune with the traffic ahead. I find out why when I catch up to a big dark luxury 4x4 type vehicle with a very expensive looking numberplate.
Driver seat: Business-looking old man in a suit, big watch etc. Steering wheel in his right hand, mobile phone in his left, resting by the gear stick. In retrospect, it was pretty obvious that he was filming his passenger and passing lorry drivers. A true gentleman and scholar in my book.
Passenger seat: A very leggy woman. Knee socks, knickers and a dress pulled up to her hips. Long story short, she was doing a bit of DIY in full view for lorry drivers.
Passed them a few times leading up to the toll. Once I got in the tunnel the car of interest was doing about 30mph next to the lorry that was behind me, giving no ■■■■■ at all about the cars stuck behind him. He eventually pulled up next to me and It’s a miracle I didn’t cause an accident. I put it down to my excellent peripheral vision. At the last minute indicated to change lane as I wanted to continue up the M25. He shot off and gave me a friendly wave as he went up the first slip-road, probably heading for the services. If it was any day other than Friday I would have followed him and let it develop as they say.
Anyway. Anyone else catch this?