As per the radio show my luxury item would be
Jar of Hartleys Strawberry Jam 
A young ■■■■ star…
A four feet tall woman with a flat head who can ■■■■ a golf ball through a hose pipe.
Bog roll
My best skirt
20 tankers full of magners
a magic lamp with 3 wishes a day 
That’ll give me food, drink and a different bit of company every night to keep warm
Avat of Stella, though Peronni will suffice 
Drift:
Avat of Stella, though Peronni will suffice
OOOOOOOHH peronni,i once got a case of that stuff and thought id see if i could do it in one night,failed at about twenty bottles ,i was totally bolloxed and ■■■■■■ myself because i couldnt work a button fly,worse headache and mongmouth in morning ive ever had 
strong stuff ,its mega dear in bars in town aswell.
Drift:
Avat of Stella, though Peronni will suffice
OOOOOOOHH peronni,i once got a case of that stuff and thought id see if i could do it in one night,failed at about twenty bottles ,i was totally bolloxed and ■■■■■■ myself because i couldnt work a button fly,worse headache and mongmouth in morning ive ever had strong stuff ,its mega dear in bars in town aswell.
Look double post ,i got ■■■■■■ thinking about it 
seth 70:
Look double post ,i got ■■■■■■ thinking about it
A yacht
A pocket knife.
seth 70:
Drift:
Avat of Stella, though Peronni will sufficeOOOOOOOHH peronni,i once got a case of that stuff and thought id see if i could do it in one night,failed at about twenty bottles ,i was totally bolloxed and ■■■■■■ myself because i couldnt work a button fly,worse headache and mongmouth in morning ive ever had
I was in Italy/Amalfi Coast a couple of years ago & Peronni was about 5 euros a glass in the hotel bar, went to the little supermarket next door & it was 1 euro for a litre bottle.
Bet you can guess where I brought it from ? Lol.
My Leatherman.
nick2008:
a magic lamp with 3 wishes a dayThat’ll give me food, drink and a different bit of company every night to keep warm
That’s Cheating !
A decent amateur radio setup, with generator. Could get some decent dx, then when I get fed up call for someone to come and get me,
Failing that, Julia Bradbury 
nick2008:
a magic lamp with 3 wishes a day:
I’ve never understood this whole three wishes routine; if I’m ever rubbing something ( ) and a genie pops out granting me three wishes I’ll just say “don’t bother, just gimme one” my one wish would then be that everything I ever wish for comes true! Simple.
scaniason:
A decent amateur radio setup, with generator. Could get some decent dx, then when I get fed up call for someone to come and get me,Failing that, Julia Bradbury
Worst thing she did was pack in countryfile ,scratting for work nowadays so she could make one