ETS:
Ahhhh, I remember a time when “getting stuck” under a low bridge would’ve been the headline.First he violated the bridge but he wasn’t satisfied so decided to violate an elderly woman too!
Out of professional interest, how exactly did “a woman in her 70s” help a driver with a “lorry stuck under a low bridge”?
The jokes are flowing thick and fast in my head, better stop now before I get in trouble!
I can’t believe this old dear - it was a lovely big sloppy kiss. Took my teeth out and everything!
ETS:
Ahhhh, I remember a time when “getting stuck” under a low bridge would’ve been the headline.First he violated the bridge but he wasn’t satisfied so decided to violate an elderly woman too!
Out of professional interest, how exactly did “a woman in her 70s” help a driver with a “lorry stuck under a low bridge”?
Mmmh probably by winding down his legs and pulling his kingpin 
