Delivery addresses again

1, customer x draycote grange draycote derbyshire

no postcode no road name wrong spelling

2, volkwagon dealership 114 mansfield road notts

no postcode no town

i rang the sales person and asked him for the town

to whicjh he replied ring the contact number on the paperwork

me …you do it its your job to get the details …he hangs up

me i ring transport… who tell me if i dont like it leave :laughing:

3 g stow old newark road mansfield

no problem head there… find it just off a60 drive down mud track for 2 ks cant find customer

rang the contact number on paperwork bloke says didnt they give you the map
i faxed to Lee (muppet salesman) nah

ok its off southwell road west

good blokes at G STOW they help you

my next job is ■■?

I’m sure we’ve all had crap address’s before now.
TBH you’re lucky you have a phone number! :wink:

Pah, you had more than enough information, you had a county for instance. :wink: :smiley: :smiley:

my best ever was:

Customer Name
Holland.

:open_mouth: :open_mouth: :open_mouth: :open_mouth: :open_mouth:

and I found the right place thanks to Mr Google. :wink: :smiley:

h clakre
the gables
sheffield
yorkshire

find that [zb] in your a to z :smiling_imp:

its a building just round the corner from meadowhall :open_mouth:

jon

I had a wonderful address the other week it went like this

!!!Collectable world studios!!!
!!!Simon!!!
!!!Can you remember where this is !!!
!!!We forgot to get an address!!!

:open_mouth: :open_mouth: :open_mouth: :open_mouth:
Oh and this is common place where i work along with postcodes like this

M00000000000
ST0000000000

Thats why theres not one single person where i work has sat nav

simon

The best one i have ever had was
The field
Longton
Preston

the point is when i fail to finish the cross hammers and just put an X i am told its wrong…not that you need to mark a tach0o of course :frowning:

hitch:
1, customer x draycote grange draycote derbyshire

no postcode no road name wrong spelling

2, volkwagon dealership 114 mansfield road notts

no postcode no town

i rang the sales person and asked him for the town

to whicjh he replied ring the contact number on the paperwork

me …you do it its your job to get the details …he hangs up

me i ring transport… who tell me if i dont like it leave :laughing:

3 g stow old newark road mansfield

no problem head there… find it just off a60 drive down mud track for 2 ks cant find customer

rang the contact number on paperwork bloke says didnt they give you the map
i faxed to Lee (muppet salesman) nah

ok its off southwell road west

good blokes at G STOW they help you

my next job is ■■?

:open_mouth: :open_mouth: :open_mouth: You went down old newark road? In an artic? :open_mouth: :open_mouth: :open_mouth: .
Bet that was fun :laughing: :laughing: :wink:
Does the rd go straight through now hitch?

a rigid …turned into a farm yard then out onto the new bit of road

jonboy:
h clakre
the gables
sheffield
yorkshire

find that [zb] in your a to z :smiling_imp:

its a building just round the corner from meadowhall :open_mouth:

jon

Yes! I think they sell to the licenced trade! :laughing:

Driving a cherrypicker I get some wonderful and amazing addresses.

(customer name)
(customer contact number - was a fax and a landline, no mobile available)
3rd gateway from left side near powerlines
B4079
(relevant county)

Notes: Easy to find: Contact Robert 077■■ 4211

Yes, they’d missed the last digits off. Time on site was 5am. Had been driving since 2am. Eventually at 8am rang office to find out customer contact details. Seems customer had driven past me 3 times before deciding I wasn’t there and had left. Hmm

I’ve had addresses where the customer expects me to drive over a 2 ton limit (in a 7.5t) despite it not having “except for access” printed on the sign. No other access.

I used to keep track. Now, I just ignore the crud and try and get on with life…
:imp: :imp: :unamused: :unamused:

Hmm. Found one here from a few months ago next to my PC.

(company name)

223 Oxford Road
London
(Near M4 Exit 15) :unamused: :unamused: :unamused:

had 1 recentley

nane of bisrto ( which i later found out was in London )
Hexham
NE46 1SX

this shows a feild in middle of nowhere

hitch:
1, customer x draycote grange draycote derbyshire

no postcode no road name wrong spelling

2, volkwagon dealership 114 mansfield road notts

no postcode no town

i rang the sales person and asked him for the town

to whicjh he replied ring the contact number on the paperwork

me …you do it its your job to get the details …he hangs up

me i ring transport… who tell me if i dont like it leave :laughing:

3 g stow old newark road mansfield

no problem head there… find it just off a60 drive down mud track for 2 ks cant find customer

rang the contact number on paperwork bloke says didnt they give you the map
i faxed to Lee (muppet salesman) nah

ok its off southwell road west

good blokes at G STOW they help you

my next job is ■■?

Did you find these addresses out before or after you left your depot?

i had a delivery to OED,Austria.
All OK,Postcode,see in Map,its by Amstetten,
go ther,come the Hill down and can’t see a company.
stop at Postoffice and Woman comes with Map out.
Without asking here showeed she my OED by Wiener Neustadt i just past two hour ago :laughing:
was by Lederer Interway in 1996

Our work is delivery and collection of rail plant.

Some of the rail accesses are little more than holes in a fence or gates at the back of a housing estate.

We get to know the names through going there a couple of times but what doesn’t help is that we work for 3 or 4 main contractors and they have a habit of giving different addresses for the same place.

The upshot is that you can spend half an hour scouring the A-Z and making half a dozen phone calls to find that the place you want is one you know well but under a different name.

Mind you when I was running over the water you get some crackers just listing:

Company Name (usually mispelt)
Town or city (Usually the nearest large one that could be 20-30km away)
Country (Have been known to be wrong)

It wasn’t to bad if I loaded the trailer because I’d try to get as much info out of the customer as possible even getting them to make a few calls but do a changeover or pick one up from the yard and it could be a nightmare.

Cheers
neilf

neilf:
Our work is delivery and collection of rail plant.

Some of the rail accesses are little more than holes in a fence or gates at the back of a housing estate.

We get to know the names through going there a couple of times but what doesn’t help is that we work for 3 or 4 main contractors and they have a habit of giving different addresses for the same place.

The upshot is that you can spend half an hour scouring the A-Z and making half a dozen phone calls to find that the place you want is one you know well but under a different name.

Mind you when I was running over the water you get some crackers just listing:

Company Name (usually mispelt)
Town or city (Usually the nearest large one that could be 20-30km away)
Country (Have been known to be wrong)

It wasn’t to bad if I loaded the trailer because I’d try to get as much info out of the customer as possible even getting them to make a few calls but do a changeover or pick one up from the yard and it could be a nightmare.

Cheers
neilf

Rail Access is easy, get your firm to get subscribe to Technical Indexes and get access to the NR Website where the Hazard Directory sits, all the access points to the railway are on there, with directions.

The best I can remember was

Prestar
Bourne

There a few Bournes I think, I went to the one in Lincs, it was in Cambs, LOL!

People on little farms in the country are often amazed that I manage to find them…I pretend I’m just a ■■■■ hot driver…in reality I just have a Philips Norfolk Atlas (best thing ever if you ask me…so much stuff is marked in them). :laughing:

Yeah Andy! Despite Sat Nav gear I often take a Philips Map of the area to consult “Just in case”.

Worth it most times!!! :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: