DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN’S PERSONAL ADS:
40-ish… 49
Adventurous… Slept with everyone
Athletic… No ■■■■■
Average looking… Moooo
Beautiful… Pathological liar
Buxom… Fat
Emotionally Secure… On medication
Feminist… Pain in the ■■■■
Free spirit… Junkie
Friendship first… Former slapper
New-Age… Body hair in the wrong places
Open-minded… Desperate
Outgoing… Loud and Embarrassing
Professional… Emotionally sterile
Voluptuous… Very Fat
Large frame… Hugely Fat
Wants Soul mate… Stalker
I like it…nice one.