Dipper_Dave:
the maoster:
dieseldog999:
did you get yer mam to sew it onto your speedos then?My mam did. She was rubbish at needlework, both Sās fell off, I got banned from the council baths and put on a register.
My swimming teacher sewed my badge onto the back of me trunks, while I was wearing them.
Fnarr fnarr. ā¦
And Dipper is back for good. We missed you buddy. Letās take that shot again.
Take note that I was the only one to take this seriously in the last page or so . 
ā¦Christ that makes a change !. 
but nice to see that somebody else is getting the flak for a change.
Iām starting to feel a bit left out here, as the serious one ā¦but never mind me think of the o/p he was āDazed and Confusedā yesterday, Gawd knows what heās like now.
Loved the speedo gag btw Maost. 
The oldies are the best Robroy. At least thatās what I tell anyone whoāll listen. 
switchlogic:
Juddian:
eagerbeaver:
Socketset:
Iāve got a needlework merit badge from the fourth formā¦I got a 10m swimming badge
Iāve got a 25 yard swimming cert (none of that johnny foreigner malarkey about then) and a cycling proficiency cert
Never had the chance to get involved in the girly classes, worse luck, all boys school, but we did have a rifle range and enough small arms to start a minor war, we probably got the better dealIāve got a 10mm spanner
I got a BSc, my old man quite proud of me for that and would tell all his mates down the pub till he found out it was only a 10 yd breast stroke certificate, he never spoke to me for a long time after thatā¦
Ossie
Winseer:
Jingle Jon:
Winseer:
cos I know you lot canāt touch me on my pootah credentials.You may be rightā¦ I haveā¦
HTML from start to 5 + css
Perl / CGI
MYSQL
LINUX
Unix
Php
Windoze / server
RUBY
DOSPlus others
Speak 5 languages and find it rather amusing watching idiots with a huge chip feeling oppressed by words they do not understand.
. Long list of namesā¦ close lol
Youāve trumped me on the languages. Back in the Unix days, I was using the brand-new RISC and transferred operating system and server handling NMIs to Micros quite nicely (Late 80ās)
My first computer job was Lucas CAV back in the days of endless tape mounts and bringing up CICS in time for breakfast. I hated that job actually, 'cos it was 5x12 hours nights on a fraction of the pay everyone else working with me was getting.
Men in white coats with large foreheads leaps to mind. The OS stuff is my weakest, Iām ok, break it fix it - getting rusty. Coding is what I really likeā¦ tis my obsession. Canāt sleep till it works etc.
albion:
eagerbeaver:
albion:
Jingle Jon:
So another new member receives a nice warm welcome from those who believe themselves to be popular. No doubt anyone who isnāt stupid will look at this and others and consider their position before joining and their approach if they do.No doubt all the one liners of abuse will follow with the ironic word troll attachedā¦ genuine irony. Interesting for a forum that does not permit light profanity. Wake up adminā¦ your advertisers are observing.
All heās done is act like a condescending tw*t since he got here, rubbishing pretty much everyone and then not backing up statements because they might identify him.
As a boss, I know Iām not popular. So there goes one theory. Trucknet has a certain feel to it and if you donāt like it, why join? Iām on a different forum marketed towards middle-age women and, unsurprisingly, the feel there is different and I adapt to it, not expecting evryone to adapt to me.
Good analogy Joey
Ermmā¦Any chance of a link to that other forum? [emoji38]
I knew you were really a middle aged woman reallyā¦not what you meant? [emoji38]
Hey Albion. EB will fit right in on that other forum. He knows how to roll, usually with a diet coke. [emoji1]
Ffs 
You women stick together like bloody Velcro 
eagerbeaver:
Ffs
ā ā ā ā right EB. Although Iām sure Albion doesnāt need any help. [emoji4]
eagerbeaver:
Ffs
Have you been watching Dipperās 70s tribbing vids again Beav?..They sure aint merkins.
robroy:
eagerbeaver:
FfsHave you been watching Dipperās 70s tribbing vids again beav?..they aint merkins.
Not allowed to watch any more videos on my own Rob
Mrs B came in the front room whilst I was ā doing some research ā Had to buy myself a dongle for TNUK. Bloody witch wonāt give me the Sky password
Blimey, that escalated quickly. 5 pages already.
Janos:
Blimey, that escalated quickly. 5 pages already.
And the op hasnāt been seen since page two!
Bit hot in here innit ? x
Captain Caveman 76:
Janos:
Blimey, that escalated quickly. 5 pages already.And the op hasnāt been seen since page two!
Thank ā ā ā ā for that !!
This next bitis more interesting than dr morons posts but has anyone tried Jocobs mini cheddars stilton flavoued biscuits ā ā ? very nice !!
tuc crackers,philly spread and beetrootā¦food of the godsā¦possibly an acquired taste though?
or cheesy biscuits in general with kraft slicesā¦and beetroot with the wee tiny onions out the jar. definately herbal by the time you lift the duvet in the morning.another form if in cab gassing.
I reckon all posters should have their real name as their user-name. It might make some people think twice about what they write.
ChrisArbon:
I reckon all posters should have their real name as their user-name. It might make some people think twice about what they write.
I do, and it does.
Being a staunch Yorkshireman, I says what I likes, coz I likes what ah bloody well says.
chloelovesfur:
Bit hot in here innit ? x
Get back to your kitchen.
the nodding donkey:
chloelovesfur:
Bit hot in here innit ? xGet back to your kitchen.
Getting tarted up and going for a drive tonight. You can cook for yourself !
