Badger:
& i bet you all had some dalliances with a Devil Woman or 2
Think you will find that was a chap from the IOW who used to drive for Richard and Angie, was her name Valerie or something like that ? Buzzer.
Buzzer:
Badger:
& i bet you all had some dalliances with a Devil Woman or 2Think you will find that was a chap from the IOW who used to drive for Richard and Angie, was her name Valerie or something like that ? Buzzer.
This chap from the IOW told me that his dealings with the lovely Valerie were strictly platonic. She was teaching him some special French techniques. All in the name of Entente Cordial you understand.If you believe that , then you will believe anything! Regards Charlie 
Ok then who’s in for the trip down to the Dutchmans or somewhere ! I’M IN who else let’s have a head count !!
R Jimmer
Jimski:
Ok then who’s in for the trip down to the Dutchmans or somewhere ! I’M IN who else let’s have a head count !!
R Jimmer
Jim when push comes to shove it could be you and me so a motorbike would do (cheaper on’t Ferry) if Mappo wants to come we will have to bolt a side car on, Buzzer.
charlie one:
Buzzer:
Badger:
& i bet you all had some dalliances with a Devil Woman or 2Think you will find that was a chap from the IOW who used to drive for Richard and Angie, was her name Valerie or something like that ? Buzzer.
This chap from the IOW told me that his dealings with the lovely Valerie were strictly platonic. She was teaching him some special French techniques. All in the name of Entente Cordial you understand.If you believe that , then you will believe anything! Regards Charlie
Yes the special technique was at Christmas he held “The Mistletoe and she Wined” 
Regards
Richard
ps put Me and Angie down for the trip,Angie says she’ll sort the hotels out.
Richard now we are cooking on gas, if Angie sorts the accommodation out we are half way there. No more than legal driving hours between stops you understand as every one likely to go would never have gone over there time, you understand don’t you, cheers Buzzer.
Put me down please.Just as long as I don’t have to sleep with Terry Sparrow. He snores and reeks of garlic. Regards Charlie
Charlie have you still got a passport ? if we went in the coach Mappo sourced you would have had to had a donna card as well ! Buzzer.
I,m in chaps n lasses, as long as it’s gonna be after next April.
I wanna reserve the back seat though, just in case we pick up any
young female hitch hikers… 
mappo:
I,m in chaps n lasses, as long as it’s gonna be after next April.
I wanna reserve the back seat though, just in case we pick up any
young female hitch hikers…
If your in the back seat Tone you wont stand a chance, with the entrance at the front any young ladies will be bagged before they get to the rear of the bus, especially with Charlie and his well known wit and charm, Buzzer.
PS. cant see Angie allowing any hanky panky on the bus !
Buzzer:
mappo:
I,m in chaps n lasses, as long as it’s gonna be after next April.
I wanna reserve the back seat though, just in case we pick up any
young female hitch hikers…If your in the back seat Tone you wont stand a chance, with the entrance at the front any young ladies will be bagged before they get to the rear of the bus, especially with Charlie and his well known wit and charm, Buzzer.
PS. cant see Angie allowing any hanky panky on the bus !
You are very perceptive Buzzer or have you been reading my CV? This wit and charm of mine. I would only use it for good. I could never take advantage of any young ladies.! Regards Charlie
charlie one:
Buzzer:
mappo:
I,m in chaps n lasses, as long as it’s gonna be after next April.
I wanna reserve the back seat though, just in case we pick up any
young female hitch hikers…If your in the back seat Tone you wont stand a chance, with the entrance at the front any young ladies will be bagged before they get to the rear of the bus, especially with Charlie and his well known wit and charm, Buzzer.
PS. cant see Angie allowing any hanky panky on the bus !
You are very perceptive Buzzer or have you been reading my CV? This wit and charm of mine. I would only use it for good. I could never take advantage of any young ladies.! Regards Charlie
Charlie,
What about that time you worked for the BBC on Top of the Pops ? I had a reporter from the Alton & Four Marks Bugle round today asking if I knew you !!
Regards
Richard
Charlie I think you bin rumbled mate you may look innocent in that old go kart of yours but I bet it don’t stop you pinching the odd girls bum and the looking the other way as if you had nothing to do with it. It really would be good to get a trip up for us old fogies, if we don’t get enough support round here I bet there some other senior truckers that would like to join us on our little tour, just wait and see if we get any interest, Buzzer.
Buzzer:
Charlie I think you bin rumbled mate you may look innocent in that old go kart of yours but I bet it don’t stop you pinching the odd girls bum and the looking the other way as if you had nothing to do with it. It really would be good to get a trip up for us old fogies, if we don’t get enough support round here I bet there some other senior truckers that would like to join us on our little tour, just wait and see if we get any interest, Buzzer.
You may well be correct Buzzer. Where is the spirit of adventure? Come on lads. Get your names down. I’m not too sure about old truckers from outlandish parts.They don’t speak Hampshire so nobody will understand em! Must get my passport renewed. Is it still ten Bob to renew? Better start saving. Bad news about LD Lines. Who has got plan B? I await your input.Regards Charlie
Plan B sorted Charlie, this is an old Townsend Thoreson ship “Viking 6” its moored on the Hamble river just down the road from my house. It did not bode well when in service from Southampton as all the drivers wanted to go on the ■■■■ and refused to row so now its only used for promotional work at week ends so we just need some one with navigational skills and we are sorted, and before you start you sit down to row so no excuses from you mate. Well volunteers with a compass please and we can send Richard to Caen and he can come round and meet us, Buzzer.
Buzzer:
Plan B sorted Charlie, this is an old Townsend Thoreson ship “Viking 6” its moored on the Hamble river just down the road from my house. It did not bode well when in service from Southampton as all the drivers wanted to go on the ■■■■ and refused to row so now its only used for promotional work at week ends so we just need some one with navigational skills and we are sorted, and before you start you sit down to row so no excuses from you mate. Well volunteers with a compass please and we can send Richard to Caen and he can come round and meet us, Buzzer.
That made me laugh out loud John you wont remember me but i knew a lot of your drivers when i was on for Solstor you take care Melv. 
Hi Melv, I remember you, not certain if you know me, but I,m sure you know
my younger brother Keith.
Hope all is well with you mate…take care…Tony.
John,
If you look close at that photo you can see Mappo on the fruit machine at the blunt end of the boat
Regards
Richard
mappo:
Hi Melv, I remember you, not certain if you know me, but I,m sure you know
my younger brother Keith.
Hope all is well with you mate…take care…Tony.
Of course i remember you and keith he passed me once in spain on the way to Betera i was avin a 45 on the way to Betera when i got there he said he passed me i said yes i was reading a book he said he could not believei it i said what cos i was stopped he said no cos you can read you Take Care Tone Melv.