Dangerous trucking jobs

robroy:

Adam_Mc:

robroy:

Adam_Mc:

robroy:

Adam_Mc:

robroy:
“The kind of work I’m thinking would be driving really long distance, to danger areas and the sort. I don’t mind the risk of getting shot at.”
(quote)

You,re on a wind up mate, right? Who in their right mind does,nt mind being shot at :open_mouth: :open_mouth: :open_mouth: get a job doing parcel deliveries in Mosside. If you start as a pilot let us know the airline for Christs sake, so we can all avoid it :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

:laughing:

Well I was thinking Virgin Atlantic or BA…so those are the ones to avoid :stuck_out_tongue: But seriously…If the money is good enough then I don’t mind the risk that comes with it.

Yeh but if you are the pilot, with your outlook, your passengers might :laughing: :laughing: Out of interest do you REALLY go out on your own in charge of a truck :open_mouth: :open_mouth: :open_mouth:

Not at all…I only play Euro truck simulator. I just happened to find the Sainsbury’s colour scheme so I like to pretend. And to give you something else to fuel on…whilst being a student pilot two weeks ago…me and another friend of mine followed eachother on a cross country flight…in formation…■■■■ I’m cool!

Cross country in formation :open_mouth: :open_mouth: I take it all back YOU,RE MY HERO

I thought that’d change your mind. But please, do control your enthusiasm…I’m not gay and I prefer younger chicks…maybe your daughter if you have one and she’s between 18-23?

Looks like we,ve found your level eh? Best to tell your nurse your getting excited so she can put your boxing gloves on(think about it) you know what you are like when you get excited :blush: :blush: , then you will only start spouting cack again on grownups forums

lol wow…I think we have a banter failure here.

Adam_Mc:

robroy:

Adam_Mc:

robroy:

Adam_Mc:

robroy:

Adam_Mc:

robroy:
“The kind of work I’m thinking would be driving really long distance, to danger areas and the sort. I don’t mind the risk of getting shot at.”
(quote)

You,re on a wind up mate, right? Who in their right mind does,nt mind being shot at :open_mouth: :open_mouth: :open_mouth: get a job doing parcel deliveries in Mosside. If you start as a pilot let us know the airline for Christs sake, so we can all avoid it :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

:laughing:

Well I was thinking Virgin Atlantic or BA…so those are the ones to avoid :stuck_out_tongue: But seriously…If the money is good enough then I don’t mind the risk that comes with it.

Yeh but if you are the pilot, with your outlook, your passengers might :laughing: :laughing: Out of interest do you REALLY go out on your own in charge of a truck :open_mouth: :open_mouth: :open_mouth:

Not at all…I only play Euro truck simulator. I just happened to find the Sainsbury’s colour scheme so I like to pretend. And to give you something else to fuel on…whilst being a student pilot two weeks ago…me and another friend of mine followed eachother on a cross country flight…in formation…■■■■ I’m cool!

Cross country in formation :open_mouth: :open_mouth: I take it all back YOU,RE MY HERO

I thought that’d change your mind. But please, do control your enthusiasm…I’m not gay and I prefer younger chicks…maybe your daughter if you have one and she’s between 18-23?

Looks like we,ve found your level eh? Best to tell your nurse your getting excited so she can put your boxing gloves on(think about it) you know what you are like when you get excited :blush: :blush: , then you will only start spouting cack again on grownups forums

lol wow…I think we have a banter failure here.

Any bloke who’d turn down a decent looking bird of 16,17 or 24 must have something wrong with him. :open_mouth: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

Adam_Mc:

robroy:

Adam_Mc:

robroy:

Adam_Mc:

robroy:

Adam_Mc:

robroy:
“The kind of work I’m thinking would be driving really long distance, to danger areas and the sort. I don’t mind the risk of getting shot at.”
(quote)

You,re on a wind up mate, right? Who in their right mind does,nt mind being shot at :open_mouth: :open_mouth: :open_mouth: get a job doing parcel deliveries in Mosside. If you start as a pilot let us know the airline for Christs sake, so we can all avoid it :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

:laughing:

Well I was thinking Virgin Atlantic or BA…so those are the ones to avoid :stuck_out_tongue: But seriously…If the money is good enough then I don’t mind the risk that comes with it.

Yeh but if you are the pilot, with your outlook, your passengers might :laughing: :laughing: Out of interest do you REALLY go out on your own in charge of a truck :open_mouth: :open_mouth: :open_mouth:

Not at all…I only play Euro truck simulator. I just happened to find the Sainsbury’s colour scheme so I like to pretend. And to give you something else to fuel on…whilst being a student pilot two weeks ago…me and another friend of mine followed eachother on a cross country flight…in formation…■■■■ I’m cool!

Cross country in formation :open_mouth: :open_mouth: I take it all back YOU,RE MY HERO

I thought that’d change your mind. But please, do control your enthusiasm…I’m not gay and I prefer younger chicks…maybe your daughter if you have one and she’s between 18-23?

Looks like we,ve found your level eh? Best to tell your nurse your getting excited so she can put your boxing gloves on(think about it) you know what you are like when you get excited :blush: :blush: , then you will only start spouting cack again on grownups forums

lol wow…I think we have a banter failure here.

I think we have a clown here!

lool Nice one Carryfast…glad to see you haven’t lost your sense of humour :stuck_out_tongue: And you do have a point…I’ll consider my options more liberally next time. I did sleep with an American chick on my last night in Florida…although I have no idea how old she is, but she was older than myself I know that for sure. She was lovely actually :slight_smile:

44 Tonne Ton:

Adam_Mc:

robroy:

Adam_Mc:

robroy:

Adam_Mc:

robroy:

Adam_Mc:

robroy:
“The kind of work I’m thinking would be driving really long distance, to danger areas and the sort. I don’t mind the risk of getting shot at.”
(quote)

You,re on a wind up mate, right? Who in their right mind does,nt mind being shot at :open_mouth: :open_mouth: :open_mouth: get a job doing parcel deliveries in Mosside. If you start as a pilot let us know the airline for Christs sake, so we can all avoid it :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

:laughing:

Well I was thinking Virgin Atlantic or BA…so those are the ones to avoid :stuck_out_tongue: But seriously…If the money is good enough then I don’t mind the risk that comes with it.

Yeh but if you are the pilot, with your outlook, your passengers might :laughing: :laughing: Out of interest do you REALLY go out on your own in charge of a truck :open_mouth: :open_mouth: :open_mouth:

Not at all…I only play Euro truck simulator. I just happened to find the Sainsbury’s colour scheme so I like to pretend. And to give you something else to fuel on…whilst being a student pilot two weeks ago…me and another friend of mine followed eachother on a cross country flight…in formation…■■■■ I’m cool!

Cross country in formation :open_mouth: :open_mouth: I take it all back YOU,RE MY HERO

I thought that’d change your mind. But please, do control your enthusiasm…I’m not gay and I prefer younger chicks…maybe your daughter if you have one and she’s between 18-23?

Looks like we,ve found your level eh? Best to tell your nurse your getting excited so she can put your boxing gloves on(think about it) you know what you are like when you get excited :blush: :blush: , then you will only start spouting cack again on grownups forums

lol wow…I think we have a banter failure here.

I think we have a clown here!

Considering your reading ability I’ll be surprised if you even get the gist of what’s going on. You didn’t understand my original post so why would you fully grasp this!?

Adam_Mc:
lool Nice one Carryfast…glad to see you haven’t lost your sense of humour :stuck_out_tongue: And you do have a point…I’ll consider my options more liberally next time. I did sleep with an American chick on my last night in Florida…although I have no idea how old she is, but she was older than myself I know that for sure. She was lovely actually :slight_smile:

Was “she” inflatable

robroy:

Adam_Mc:
lool Nice one Carryfast…glad to see you haven’t lost your sense of humour :stuck_out_tongue: And you do have a point…I’ll consider my options more liberally next time. I did sleep with an American chick on my last night in Florida…although I have no idea how old she is, but she was older than myself I know that for sure. She was lovely actually :slight_smile:

Was “she” inflatable

Unfortunately not, she was dead…only had a couple of hours until rigo mortis fully set in, then I couldn’t move her about. Shame really :frowning:

Adam_Mc:

robroy:

Adam_Mc:
lool Nice one Carryfast…glad to see you haven’t lost your sense of humour :stuck_out_tongue: And you do have a point…I’ll consider my options more liberally next time. I did sleep with an American chick on my last night in Florida…although I have no idea how old she is, but she was older than myself I know that for sure. She was lovely actually :slight_smile:

Was “she” inflatable

Unfortunately not, she was dead…only had a couple of hours until rigo mortis fully set in, then I couldn’t move her about. Shame really :frowning:

Think thats whats known as a conversational cul de sac :open_mouth: :open_mouth: :open_mouth: :open_mouth:

I must admit, it has gone off topic somewhat.

Don´t wear a hi-viz, drive for 4h 35 mins just once, do 45 on a two way nat limit speed road, remove the bulb on one marker light, drive around an RDC with a strap hanging loose, fail to take a day long tail-lift operators course etc etc etc. I´m led to believe that doing these would lead to huge rise in your risk levels. :laughing:

Biscuits:
Don´t wear a hi-viz, drive for 4h 35 mins just once, do 45 on a two way nat limit speed road, remove the bulb on one marker light, drive around an RDC with a strap hanging loose, fail to take a day long tail-lift operators course etc etc etc. I´m led to believe that doing these would lead to huge rise in your risk levels. :laughing:

lol Will my pay increase just by doing that?

robroy:

Adam_Mc:

robroy:

Adam_Mc:
lool Nice one Carryfast…glad to see you haven’t lost your sense of humour :stuck_out_tongue: And you do have a point…I’ll consider my options more liberally next time. I did sleep with an American chick on my last night in Florida…although I have no idea how old she is, but she was older than myself I know that for sure. She was lovely actually :slight_smile:

Was “she” inflatable

Unfortunately not, she was dead…only had a couple of hours until rigo mortis fully set in, then I couldn’t move her about. Shame really :frowning:

Think thats whats known as a conversational cul de sac :open_mouth: :open_mouth: :open_mouth: :open_mouth:

No that’s what’s known as necrophilia. :open_mouth: :open_mouth: Some say it’s the best way not to get done for shagging an underage bird in Florida because if he’d gone after one of 16 there he’d be needing that pilot’s licence to fly to Cuba pdq before the FBI got him. :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: Unless she was 16 and died early and on the job in which case he’s going to get done for both necrophilia and underage when they catch up with him. :open_mouth: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

Adam_Mc:
lol Will my pay increase just by doing that?

You could make sandwiches instead of stopping at MSA´s. But then that would bring your risk levels back down. :laughing:

Biscuits:

Adam_Mc:
lol Will my pay increase just by doing that?

You could make sandwiches instead of stopping at MSA´s. But then that would bring your risk levels back down. :laughing:

I make my own Sandwiches anyway…but I’ve found a way of maintaining the risk with your own sandwiches. Pull into a lay by with a burger van and eat your sandwiches in clear view of the burger man…they hate it, the dirty greasy slags!

I take it you mean something like this…

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or this…

viewtopic.php?f=28&t=45132&p=530586&hilit=sarajevo#p530586

You could try The Red Cross, ICRC, in Geneva.

Money isnt great but if your lucky someone may be kind enough to shoot you!! :unamused: :unamused:

How about a being a cabbie in ■■■■■■■■

44 Tonne Ton:
How about a being a cabbie in ■■■■■■■■

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What about being an Ice-cream Van man in the Gorbals Glasgow?? :grimacing: :grimacing:

Covers everything;

  • Long distance (al the way up to Scotland)
  • Danger and the risk of being shot (plenty chance there)
  • Plenty of money ( if you sell some gear, will make the money you ever need)

Ignore both families who control teh area there and you be quicker home, than you can ring your Van bell (but in your box) :grimacing: :grimacing: :grimacing:

Two of you flew across country in convoy?
How does that work then? Side by side? One in front of the other?
Danger? Try M62 across the top in lousy weather. Well it was scary enough for me!
‘Crazytrucker’

try hauling jet fuel through the rocky mountains in winter