Daft jokes

OUT OF HOURS BULLY'S TRUCKSTOP BAR (INTERACTIVE)
1

How do you catch a unique rabbit?
Unique up on it.

How do catch a tame rabbit?
Tame way, you unique upon it. :grimacing:

Two fish swim into a concrete wall. One turns to the other and says, “DAM”.

Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other, “Does this taste funny to you?”

Heello, iss tthhatt thhee sshhoop iii boouugghht thhee vviibbrraattoorr ffrroomm?
Yes.
Ccaann yyoouu tteell mmee hhooww ttoo ttuurrnn tthhee [zb] tthhiinngg ooffff?

Don’t shoot me for the bad, but funny jokes. Go on laugh, you know you want to.

2

I like them, they are unique :smiley:

3

I see you’re ‘busy’ :wink:

4

:unamused: :smiley:

5

busyboy:
How do you catch a unique rabbit?
Unique up on it.

How do catch a tame rabbit?
Tame way, you unique upon it. :grimacing:

Two fish swim into a concrete wall. One turns to the other and says, “DAM”.

Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other, “Does this taste funny to you?”

Heello, iss tthhatt thhee sshhoop iii boouugghht thhee vviibbrraattoorr ffrroomm?
Yes.
Ccaann yyoouu tteell mmee hhooww ttoo ttuurrnn tthhee [zb] tthhiinngg ooffff?

Don’t shoot me for the bad, but funny jokes. Go on laugh, you know you want to.

see you in Bullys :smiley: :smiley: :smiley: :smiley: :smiley: :smiley: :smiley:

6

What would you use a Wombat for ? . . . . . . to play wom !

What is acoustic ?
Its what a Scottish farmer uses to get his cows in .

Didnt even take me coat off. :confused:

7

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot :confused: .

A carrot :laughing: .

8

A bloke walks into a Butchers shop and asks the man behind the counter
“Have you got a sheeps head”?

“No, its the way i part my hair” . . was the reply.
Tommy Cooper RIP.