Please could anyone point me in right direction of a good cv
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Why, something wrong with yours?
Sorry, I’ll get my coat 
Just do a quick Google search. Loads of templates and tips online.
Will this CV do?
Back in the 1990s when cv’s weren’t as common as they are now, I worked for a firm who interviewed a job candidate.
A few days later, a parcel arrived at the office from the candidate containing a cb radio. Baffled, they phoned him to ask why and he said “You told me to send in my cb”.
If you want some advice, forget the same as every other bugger’s CV and instead write your own from your heart, all on one page, concise no bullshine, don’t tell 'em your an honest team player all that ■■■■■■■■ cos they’ll read that on every one they see, no buggers going to tell 'em they’re a thieving useless bone idle sick note who can’t make a single delivery without wrecking half the kit, comprende?
If you have something to be proud of say it, clean licence? never taken a sick day? no accidents for umpteen years? never late? that sort of thing so long as you can prove it should they ask.
You’re presumably applying for a job as lorry driver, not an identikit pen pusher going to sit in one cubicle with another 199 clones in their identical cubicles looking blankly at a screen all day.
Lorry drivers are individuals, if you get a standard template CV it will look exactly like all the other hundreds the gaffer will see with pages of utter drivel and nothing unique so binned, so make yours the one he looks at.
CV’s are a good weapon best kept in back pocket ready to draw should you get a positive response after a cold call, you want to impress a potential good employer with your foresight and boy scout being prepared routine.
as juddian says,just write it all on one page listing all your good points without the usual ■■■■■■■■ on CV templates, an employer will take more notice of that than all the generic ones out there.
Here is mine mate, feel free to use it.
BEAVER’S CV
Work history ;Sacked, sacked, sacked, sacked, sacked, sacked, sacked, sacked, sacked…
About me ; I am a continual pain in the arse if treated like a knob and enjoy banging other peoples wives.
Availability ; Usually straight away as I am often unemployed.
Hope this helps fella… 
peirre:
Will this CV do?
will fail it MOT mate, not in one piece
eagerbeaver:
Here is mine mate, feel free to use it.BEAVER’S CV
Work history ;Sacked, sacked, sacked, sacked, sacked, sacked, sacked, sacked, sacked…
About me ; I am a continual pain in the arse if treated like a knob and enjoy banging other peoples wifes.
Availability ; Usually straight away as I am often unemployed.
Hope this helps fella…
Sounds like the perfect cv for me lol
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Harry Monk:
A few days later, a parcel arrived at the office from the candidate containing a cb radio. Baffled, they phoned him to ask why and he said “You told me to send in my cb”.
Taddum…tish
The old ones are always the best
eagerbeaver:
Here is mine mate, feel free to use it.BEAVER’S CV
Work history ;Sacked, sacked, sacked, sacked, sacked, sacked, sacked, sacked, sacked…
About me ; I am a continual pain in the arse if treated like a knob and enjoy banging other peoples wives.
Availability ; Usually straight away as I am often unemployed.
You forgot “position sought” … which im guessing in your case is probably the TM’s wife bent over the table next to the raffle prizes
Cheers Pierre.
I have amended my new CV accordingly. Is it ok to draw a knob on it do you think…? ( like I used to on my mates school books ).