Cut up by this Jag today,

Travelling through Leicester on the A594? today, and this cuts me up just as I was pulling away, I don’t really care too much about folk forcing their way in, but a hearse with a coffin in■■?, he must have been late :laughing:
Any other funny or otherwise stories about being cut up?

Running late for an ECG ? >> more flat-line now reckon :unamused:
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En-route to Gilroes no doubt. Feel the warmth feel the warmth .

Overtook a hearse once.(it was m/t)
Fair play,the driver flashed me in.

I once got carved up by an Aston Martin DB3, who chopped across me at a roundabout and missed me very narrowly indeed. The funny thing was, I was driving a very scruffy and battered Citroen 2cv at the time … the bonnet was dented, all the panels were different colours and I’d cut the front and rear wings away with an angle grinder. It was a complete shed, and I could have repaired any damage with a hammer, as like as not. His shiny Aston, on the other hand … I almost wish he’d hit me. :laughing:

Got over taken/cut up, on a zebra crossing years ago in Chingford while I was driving a 7.5 tonner, as he went past I gave him the lot- Horn, Coffee Shaker, Fist you name it he got it ! :imp:

He shot off, out of site over a hill, only for me to come over it & he had stopped & was ‘Clambering’ out of his car , he looked about 8ft tall, so big I thought he was going to just put his hand out & stop me dead :open_mouth:

In true ‘Viking Tradition’- Survival Technic Kicked in & I flew past him with my foot flat to the mat & didn’t look back for the next 10 minutes. :laughing:

That taught me-Never to React too much, when someone ■■■■■■ you Off, you never know how big they are or what they are carrying !
Yea I know- ‘The Bigger they are-the Harder they fall’ but they’ve also got Great Big Huge Fists that feel a bit like Sledge Hammers when the connect with you. :unamused:

This thread made me think of this

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Couple of years ago I got cut up in east London, jammed the brakes on and had a trailer with very noisy brakes, so it sounded like I blew my horn really loudly and long at them, two thugs got out, one started kicking the front of the lorry, the other tried to get in, the door was locked, I just stared at him till he got bored of swearing at me. All because I cut him up and didn’t even blow my horn.

I guess some one was dying to get in front of you.

martinviking’s story reminded me of one of my own.

Way back in the 60s I was driving a 4 wheeler in a small convoy around the North Circular Road. It wasn’t dualled much then, and as we did the trip every day, we knew the right lane for all the traffic lights.

At one point a Mini used a left turn lane to get up the inside of my mate, who was in front of me and cut him up to get out. We followed him for some miles until my mate (who had a bit of an anger management problem) managed to pull up the nearside of him. He leaned out and pounded his fist on the guy’s roof, so hard I thought it would cave in.

The lights changed and we both shot off in front, but before long the Mini caught up and pulled past my mate. Then this man mountain got out. How he could drive a MIni was beyond me, but I just froze as he ran back and tried to pull the door off the truck. (Remember Every whichway but loose?) Fortunately the lights changed and my mate got away. I will never know if I would have been brave enough to help him…:slight_smile:

Suedehead:
Overtook a hearse once.

Me too - it was dead slow.

I got cut up by an aa or rac man cant remember which now on the one way system at vauxhall. I was driving a rather tired foden the model before the 4000 series which the clutch was knackered on and i needed two feet to push the pedal down with so i was a bit peeved as it brought me to a stop. Caught up with him a bit down the road and been 21 with a still wet licence and full of 21 year old bravado and stupidity got out grabed him by his tie through the window. This was a bit of an error as it was a clip on tie which resulted in me staggering backwards triping over the kerb and landing on my arse on the pavement.
I got up give him his tie back and walked off with a badly bruised behind.

kr79:
I got cut up by an aa or rac man cant remember which now on the one way system at vauxhall. I was driving a rather tired foden the model before the 4000 series which the clutch was knackered on and i needed two feet to push the pedal down with so i was a bit peeved as it brought me to a stop. Caught up with him a bit down the road and been 21 with a still wet licence and full of 21 year old bravado and stupidity got out grabed him by his tie through the window. This was a bit of an error as it was a clip on tie which resulted in me staggering backwards triping over the kerb and landing on my arse on the pavement.
I got up give him his tie back and walked off with a badly bruised behind.

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Rhythm Thief:
The funny thing was, I was driving a very scruffy and battered Citroen 2cv at the time … the bonnet was dented, all the panels were different colours and I’d cut the front and rear wings away with an angle grinder. It was a complete shed, and I could have repaired any damage with a hammer,

When you got out of the car and took a couple of steps, adorning a red nose.curly wig and oversize footwear. . did the ol cvs wheels collapse and panels fall off?