Curing a cough

OUT OF HOURS BULLY'S TRUCKSTOP BAR (INTERACTIVE)
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The owner of a chemist arrives at work to find a man leaning heavily against a wall, with a very strange look on his face. The owner goes inside and asks his assistant what’s up.

“He wanted something for his cough, but I couldn’t find the cough medicine,” the assistant explains: “So I gave him a box of laxatives and told him to take it all at once.”

“Laxatives won’t cure a cough, you idiot,” the owner shouts angrily.

“Sure it will,” the assistant says, pointing at the man leaning on the wall: “Look at him. He’s too afraid to cough.”
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Cheers

Jonny :laughing:

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Thats an old joke :confused: I know a lot of good jokes unsuitible for this forum though :smiley:

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I only just seen it yesterday, made me laugh :laughing: :laughing:

Although some of the jokes I’ve been sent are not suitable for this forum, :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

Cheers

Jonny :sunglasses:

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:laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: not heard that one before, I needed a laugh today too, :laughing:

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Come on MrKnowitall we all need cheering up so post away.I remember when the Wonder bra was news, the girls around here kept wearing the standard collie bra because it

rounds them up and points them in the right direction.