I phoned the vasaectomy clinic and they cut me off. 
toby1234abc:
I phoned the vasaectomy clinic and they cut me off.
when i phoned the doctors to arrange my snip. i asked āhow do i get a hysterectomy?ā they thought it was hillareous. so did my mum, my wife, her sisters. and every women in the area.
When my uncle and his wife went to the doctors appointment to arrange his vasectomy the doctor said ( on his way out of the room to speak with a nurse about another matter) āJust pop behind the curtains and strip off and I will be back in a moment.ā
Two minutes later the doctor came back in the room stepped behind the curtains and found my uncle and his wife stood there both stark naked!
Apparently the poor doctor couldnāt move for laughing as he tried to explain that my aunty didnāt need to be examined as the operation didnāt really include her!
They have never been able to live it down ( and this was about 25 years ago!)
my Mate does circumsitions for the local synagogue. the money,s rubbish but he gets good tips.
Springsteen_girl:
When my uncle and his wife went to the doctors appointment to arrange his vasectomy the doctor said ( on his way out of the room to speak with a nurse about another matter) āJust pop behind the curtains and strip off and I will be back in a moment.ā
Two minutes later the doctor came back in the room stepped behind the curtains and found my uncle and his wife stood there both stark naked!
Apparently the poor doctor couldnāt move for laughing as he tried to explain that my aunty didnāt need to be examined as the operation didnāt really include her!They have never been able to live it down ( and this was about 25 years ago!)
Good oneā¦
My other uncle had his snip done and 24 hours later was sat on an inflatable ring (and a bag of frozen peas) whilst driving a VW camper all the way to Paris for the 1981 European Cup final! 
Good job Liverpool won!